My mother-in-law, the saint that she is, dropped by for a visit yesterday. She's willfully ignorant regarding
vaping and constantly tells my wife I didn't really quit smoking because vapor looks like smoke. I've explained it to her a couple of times already and now I mostly just ignore her.
Well, last night she decided to rant directly to me about my vaping. I explained, once again, that vapor is not smoke. Her response was "Well, it *looks* like smoke so it MUST be smoke!" to which I replied "Well, that Baby Ruth you are eating *looks* like a dog turd, so...".
Conversation abruptly ended at that point.