I'm no Shel Silversteen, but I think a little Doctor Hook type music is appropriate here.....
Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
tonight at the freakers hall
and you know your invited.....
one and all!
Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your drips
We're going to the freakers ball
Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Bottle up something to bring along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Where all the moders and their fans they're vapin' together
The ego freaks are dressed for all kinds of weather
The loudest and the proudest and the lurkers too
Screaming "Don't need a lighter for my backwoods brew"
The FDA are dancing with ex smokers
All the vapers, are laughing at the tokers
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball
Every body's swappin' juices with each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Fill my carto up with peanut butter
Take me to the freakers ball
Pass that
juice please it tastes so fine
I'll try yours if you'll try mine
I'm gonna
vape if you don't mind
We're freakin at the freakers ball
White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Battery experts looking for dead ones
The loudest and the proudest and the lurkers too
Screaming "Don't need a lighter for my backwoods brew"
Every body's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball
Y'all
Freaking at the freakers ball