Manufacturing Technologist for a small finishing outfit. Kinda like a reverse Lorax; I speak to the machines.
I WANT YOUR LIFE!QA for a game dev company (yep, I get paid to play games).

What an amazing spread of folks! I dunno 'bout you guys but I have zero probs with our brothers and sisters from away piping in here. Fun to find out a bit about the fine folks at this great site!
