Platinum Reo Grand VV!!
(w/ auto squonk feature and ohm/volt meter built in...oh, and an auto-atty rebuilder- wick and wire on a spool that comes out, wraps itself onto the posts and cuts the old one out!...sort of like those auto paper towel dispensers in restaurant bathrooms...oh, and auto juice extractors...collects nice flavors and natural nicotine in the air and deposits it into your squonk bottle)...then I will be set...Oh, almost forgot...auto battery charger- senses when your batteries are low and extends out auto solar panels to recharge with...then I guess I will be all set and will not have any need for anything else and I could die in peace!!