Whats with all the Provari hate?

[The Ocelot]

I want to try MANS Bacon Donut

 

[zoiDman]

yeah but they take at least two weeks to get. by then they are cold and hard.

Yeah...

And Don't ask me about the Return Policy.

I'm not allowed in my Local Post Office Anymore because the Box Leaked.

 

[retired1]

I want to try MANS Bacon Donut

 

[Patkid]

but but but..................should I buy a Provari?

You ducks are quackin' me up!

I am reading around to try to figure out the 'right step up' from my v2 so that should raise EVERYONE'S self-esteem!

Pat

 

[JohnnyVsGirl]

I bought my last kid from fast tech.

 

[The Ocelot]

but but but..................should I buy a Provari?

You ducks are quackin' me up!

I am reading around to try to figure out the 'right step up' from my v2 so that should raise EVERYONE'S self-esteem!

Pat

You're going about it the wrong way. If you ask what is the best set-up for power, vapor and flavor, you'll get swarms of fanbois (gender neutral) from everything faction.

 

[kelli]

I bought my last kid from Fast Tech.

did the box leak?

 

[retired1]

did the box leak?

No, but I hear the newer model kids do until they've steeped a while.

 

[Myk]

Personally, I wish someone HAD told me how much money I was going to be spending keeping the 80 dollar set up going. Between my wife and I we shorted out at least 12 different eGo batteries ( at 12-15 bucks a pop ) over the course of just two months. It got really expensive REALLY quick.

Ive purchased other devices since I got my Provari but my Provari is my daily all day device and without it I wouldnt have had the cash for the others.


I think advising someone to avoid the headache and hassle and just spend the cash on the better device ( whatever that device may be ) is the best advice someone can give.

God knows I wish I had been on the ECF before I bought my Blu.

If I had shorted 12 batteries in 2 months I sure wouldn't trust myself with something priced 10x+ more.
I shorted eGos 3 times in over a year. Nobody told you that putting them on a charger resets the short protection? No other shorts.

"Spend $200", is not a good answer to, "I have $40 to spend."
That's not that hard of math.
The $40 is a week of cigarettes. The option of saving that $40 for 5 weeks doesn't exist, it will be spent on cigarettes or ecigs not stashed away.

 

[zoiDman]

I bought my last kid from Fast Tech.

I just Blew Diet Coke thru my Nose onto my Keyboard.

LMAO

 

[FloydianSlip]

I just hope the kid did not "voop".

Oh c'mon you know this thread would not be complete with out a "voop" reference.

 

[serenity21899]

On a more serious note, I got a ProVari as a newbie of 3 months. After reading the recommendations, I did my research, then bought. The newbies now seem to come here with some knowledge, and I don't think suggestions by themselves are necessarily a bad thing. I have have suggested other things to newbies, based on what they are looking for. I would suggest both ProVari, and waffles, and tacos, too, if I felt it was appropriate.

 

[pokerplayer]

I just Blew Diet Coke thru my Nose onto my Keyboard.

LMAO

Your post almost made me blow Gatorade thru my nose!

lol

 

[DirewolfUSMC]

Well, as Ive stated, I think the Vamo is a super fantastic buy and its only $60.

You can find them for half that price, making it a super-duper fantastic buy.

 

[DirewolfUSMC]

Gosh, George Foreman has really moved up in the world!

Why waffles? What happened to tacos? When I see ProVari in a thread title I assume there is Kool-Aid involved, but there should be tacos too!

By the way, do not get a Vamo with a black chrome finish. I've had one for less than 3 months and the finish has worn off. I had to order a J-Wrap for $18.50. It's also top heavy and fell over on a vinyl-padded table top. It just fell over, it didn't appear to hit anything, but now there's a scuff on the screen. With no place to sent it for repair, I'll just have to live with the screen, although I could buy a ss one from FastTech. Is there a coupon?

Hey, I actually have one of those waffle irons! It works pretty damn good too!

 

[zoiDman]

Your post almost made me blow Gatorade thru my nose!

lol

I still have a Snity Grin on my Face. And an Occasion Chuckle Eruption thinking about that Post.

 

[The Ocelot]

Gee, something must be wrong. I have 2 650mAh eGos, 1 1000mAh eGo and 2 1000mAh eGo Twists all over a year old. They get used regularly (I PIF'd most of them) and none have shorted or had any other problems. I know I drank the Kool-Aid and paid too much to US vendors for authentic Joyetech. I wonder if I should write to them and complain that mine aren't performing like everyone else's?

 

[JohnnyVsGirl]

Yes she leaked for 2 straight years. Now she's potty trained. I may replace her with a V2 RBA from Fast Tech if I can get a coupon code.

 

[skyztheLynnit]

I bought my last kid from Fast Tech.

they've got a 45 day return policy.. i sent mine back when he couldn't rebuild an evod head. make sure you take pics of it's problems before you fill out an RMA

 

[DirewolfUSMC]

I bought my last kid from Fast Tech.

You too?!? I thought I was the only one! I had a 2 for 1 coupon code you could have used.