What's your Plan A for a Zombie Outbreak?
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Already done on the island of St. Thomas back in the mid '80s when I was nibbled on by a zombie during a Voodoo festival. I was repaired and returned semi-normal by Dr. Bombay and his assistant Badda-Boom Badda Bing. Except I now have the anti-zombie serum flowing through my blood and I hunt zombies whenever there's work!
There's a post with pictures of my scars from my battle with the zombie.
There's a post with pictures of my scars from my battle with the zombie.
exactly! alone, or 1/2 people is perfect. Anymore than that, food water etc goes fast.
Well the colonist in the second season of "The Colony" are a let down so far. Rendering dead pigs for bio-fuel and then only using a single alternator to recharge the batteries?!? They have a running stream nearby and no one is looking into a water wheel with some gearing?
Here's a tip for the rest of us. If you can locate a 24v, 36v, or higher electric motor, you can rig it up on a bicycle frame, use a big round piece of wood for a flywheel on the crank to smooth the output, and drive that motor to PRODUCE close to what it used to take to DRIVE that motor. Place a one way diode in line with your batteries to prevent the charge from reversing. That's a bad thing. It not only discharges the battery but drives the engine!
I still think the wood gasifier is a better power source for most emergencies but I guess dead rotting bodies could be rendered for bio-fuel after Z-Day... if we can hold them down long enough for the lipo-suction that is
On the plus side, they've finally gotten around to building a forge, something the first season guys didn't do. Then again, the 1st season guys didn't get attacked by a mob armed with pepper spray+ until the last night and I think that was more so they could show off the 'defenses' they came up with...
Diesel would be the way to go. Easier to find/make fuel. A diesel will burn and run just about anything you put into it. The gasifier was awesome, while they were in one area and didnt have to travel. It takes a lot of wood to produce enough gas to be useful in a car/truck situation.
Well, if you dont know how to do it, look it up on the internet and start printing your own handbook. Not everyone out there can remember how to do everything. Having a manual created by you will be extremely useful in the future. It will be too late to download/print once Z-day hits. Also, try it once you download it. This season, I plan on making homemade jerky, with no dehydrator or oven. Gonna do it old school. The reason? just to see if i can do it. Plus it will come in handy in a survival situation.
Great! my list of "must dies" keeps getting bigger.Already done on the island of St. Thomas back in the mid '80s when I was nibbled on by a zombie during a Voodoo festival. I was repaired and returned semi-normal by Dr. Bombay and his assistant Badda-Boom Badda Bing. Except I now have the anti-zombie serum flowing through my blood and I hunt zombies whenever there's work!
There's a post with pictures of my scars from my battle with the zombie.
There is a difference between vaccination and what I have planned. It's like 70% voodoo and 30% psuedo-science.Ummm... You do realize how immunization works right? How do you inject a dead version of a virus that brings the dead back to life?
mutt....you have just met the US Army definition of a "volunteer"
get 'er done,son. !
(PS....for you civilians that would be someone who comes up with a "bright" idea in public)
get 'er done,son. !
(PS....for you civilians that would be someone who comes up with a "bright" idea in public)
i aint skeered.... Mac knows hes at the top of my kill list... Before I head to my private bunker, Mac WILL be defeatedmutt....you have just met the US Army definition of a "volunteer"
get 'er done,son. !
(PS....for you civilians that would be someone who comes up with a "bright" idea in public)
Even if you can get past Chris (which won't be easy once he has the super z juice) you will still have to get past my state of the art anti personal system:
YouTube - Comedy: Resident Evil Home Security System
That should give me pleanty of time to finish mutating..
Nice...A resident evil Home security system...thats pretty good Mac.
Hmmm, gotta try to come up with a defense against the defense.
Oh, I got it....I the fast lawyer talk at the end of your commercial, it states that this defense system only works on geeky gamers, so I guess the easiest way around your security system is to just go out and get laid???
I don't think that'll work. Even geeky gamers get lucky, I mean there's geeky gamer chicks, right? Geeky gamers can save up their allowance and rent a ...... for a couple of minutes too. 
Well, in that case, I will just recruit the members of Z.A.P.T. and S.T.U.D.- Z.A.P.T. | MySpace
There is another group called zapt as well, which will be on the "TO Kill" list...we will NOT tolerate zombie sympathizers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLa1K1PNIr0
There is another group called zapt as well, which will be on the "TO Kill" list...we will NOT tolerate zombie sympathizers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLa1K1PNIr0
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Well, I tried, but it's just not on youtube. In my day (almost/maybe before my days) the most secure alarm system in the world was Jack Benny's money vault in basement of his house!
From Wikipedia -
Benny even had a sound-based running gag of his own: his famous basement vault alarm, allegedly installed by Spike Jones, ringing off with a shattering cacophony of whistles, sirens, bells, and blasts, before ending invariably with the sound of a foghorn. The alarm rang off even when Benny opened his safe with the correct combination. The vault also featured a guard named Ed (voiced by Joseph Kearns) who had been on post down below before, apparently, the end of the Civil War, the end of the Revolutionary War, the founding of Los Angeles, on Jack's 38th birthday, and even the beginning of humanity. In one appearance, Ed asked Benny, "By the way, Mr. Benny...what's it like on the outside?" Benny responded, "...winter is nearly here, and the leaves are falling." Ed responded, "Hey, that must be exciting." To which Benny replied (in a stunningly risqué joke for the period), "Oh, nopeople are wearing clothes now."
In one episode of the Benny radio show, Ed the Guard actually agreed when Jack invited him to take a break and come back to the surface world, only to discover that modern conveniences and transportation, which hadn't been around the last time he'd been to the surface, terrorized and confused him. (Poor Ed thought a crosstown bus was "a red and yellow dragon.") Finally, Ed decides to return to his post fathoms below and stay there. The basement vault gag was also used in the cartoon The Mouse that Jack Built and an episode of The Lucy Show.
Real comedy back then!
From Wikipedia -
Benny even had a sound-based running gag of his own: his famous basement vault alarm, allegedly installed by Spike Jones, ringing off with a shattering cacophony of whistles, sirens, bells, and blasts, before ending invariably with the sound of a foghorn. The alarm rang off even when Benny opened his safe with the correct combination. The vault also featured a guard named Ed (voiced by Joseph Kearns) who had been on post down below before, apparently, the end of the Civil War, the end of the Revolutionary War, the founding of Los Angeles, on Jack's 38th birthday, and even the beginning of humanity. In one appearance, Ed asked Benny, "By the way, Mr. Benny...what's it like on the outside?" Benny responded, "...winter is nearly here, and the leaves are falling." Ed responded, "Hey, that must be exciting." To which Benny replied (in a stunningly risqué joke for the period), "Oh, nopeople are wearing clothes now."
In one episode of the Benny radio show, Ed the Guard actually agreed when Jack invited him to take a break and come back to the surface world, only to discover that modern conveniences and transportation, which hadn't been around the last time he'd been to the surface, terrorized and confused him. (Poor Ed thought a crosstown bus was "a red and yellow dragon.") Finally, Ed decides to return to his post fathoms below and stay there. The basement vault gag was also used in the cartoon The Mouse that Jack Built and an episode of The Lucy Show.
Real comedy back then!
That is one pathetic Zombie! No brain eating, not even attempting brain eating or even limb biting! Yes, ZAPT's need to be taken out too. I knew this was going to happen once they organized! I even vented about it in another post in another thread!
Mac....I was talking to this Doctor guy... Dr Morbid I believe, who says that maybe I should consider joining the dark side with you. Maybe we should put are differences aside?
Let's see -
Beware the Ides of March
Beware of strangers bearing gifts
Et tu, Brutus?
If it looks too good to be true...
One word, Mac -
TRAP!!!
Beware the Ides of March
Beware of strangers bearing gifts
Et tu, Brutus?
If it looks too good to be true...
One word, Mac -
TRAP!!!
Let's see -
Beware the Ides of March
Beware of strangers bearing gifts
Et tu, Brutus?
If it looks too good to be true...
One word, Mac -
TRAP!!!
Who Me?? http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/01/who_me.gif
yeah but if the guy is a doctor....Let's see -
Beware the Ides of March
Beware of strangers bearing gifts
Et tu, Brutus?
If it looks too good to be true...
One word, Mac -
TRAP!!!
Getting advice from that "doctor" earlier has made me do some thinking...for some reason I feel like joe pesci in this here clip: YouTube - Goodfellas. Tommy is getting made
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