When could you tell you were getting old???

[SmilingSlasher]

I could tell I was getting old the day my farts started smelling like a nursing home.........lol

When could you tell?

 

[McCordRM]

When the only thing getting hard was my hearing?

 

[mudmanc4]

I could tell I was getting old the day my farts started smelling like a nursing home.........lol

When could you tell?

When I started looking at threads titled "when could you tell you were getting old "

 

[Thyestean]

When driving down the road, having a woman on the street catch my eye, and then, as I look over while driving by her, noticing my teenage son is checking her out too

 

[Lab]

when people in there 70's pass me up walking and started looking for cars with 4 doors.. the bad thing is I am only 31

 

[breezy]

when a little girl started running around my house calling me Nana.

 

[keyzygirl]

When going out at night to party became a huge effort.

 

[juggalojedi]

when i started enjoying the muzak at work

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

 

[nubee]

When I felt the pain of cutting the lawn.....the next day!

 

[j0ker]

When I made the statements:

"DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL THIS CAR OVER.....I WILL!"

"You just wait till we get home!"

"When I was a kid, I used to think my parents were stupid, now I wish I would have listened." That's a true statement!

 

[beckah54]

When Wal-mart greeters started looking young.

 

[olderthandirt]

When I realized I had more hair growing in my ears than on top o my head

 

[Surf Monkey]

I'm 45 and I've had a few signs of growing older. Not many, though. For the most part I feel about the same as I did when I was 25.

 

[Liscab]

If I go to see a doctor for the first time and after that I catch myself every week doing the same.
Of course medicare pays the bills.

 

[macscac]

im 33 and my knees started aching when the temp dropped to 0
seriously... my knees ache when its cold??? wtf

 

[Lab]

i get that too.. but I have torn cartilage in my knee.. 3 bulged disks and compression fracture to t-12 vertebra.. and nerve damage in my neck that has my left arm numb like its asleep all the time

 

[crashtestjeep]

I could tell I was getting old the day my farts started smelling like a nursing home.........lol

When could you tell?

Your so old u knew death when it was alive!
And..Farts smell like a nursing home? More like ur so old u fart dust, lol...

Ur so old Jesus owes u money.



(Just so u guys know, Ive known 420smiles for almost 15yrs, so Im not bein' mean, I earned the rights to poke fun fair n square, he he!!!!)

 

[crashtestjeep]

I knew I was getting old when my friend of almost 15yrs became a GREAT Uncle!

I knew I was getting old when I look started looking forward to my heating pad and electric blanket

 

[Antha]

When I stopped being known for having a "lead foot" when driving and instead am considered "pokey". I'm only 28! I think I slowed down when my daughter was born. On our way home from the hospital with her, I was yelling, "Slow down, you jerks!" and "Honey, have people always driven this recklessly??!?!" and he replied: "Yes".

Also, don't feel bad about your knees. I have actually have arthritis in my knees since I was 17. I've been able to predict rain with my knees for awhile.