Where's Mistress Nomad?

[ab357]

Now everyone knows the true story about TexasT's first girlfriend Louise. She was the first of hundreds. He's practically made the guys that make them blow up dolls rich.

And the X-rated stores he claims he didn't know what anything was, he's in there so much he does inventory for the owner just by looking at the shelves. It's as close to working TT has ever come.

 

[ab357]

Ha! Real women use it too! Duct tape can repair anything and everything.

I know, that what Mrs T use when she wants to "wrap" TT. That's why he starts running anytime he sees a roll of duct tape.

 

[maureengill]

OMG TT....it's a good thing I didn't have coffee in my mouth when I read that...

 

[RedhddOne]

Well ... I don't know about that LeAnn. I mean, you're there and Free2BMe is there and that's two nice things about Illinois.

Of course Ab is from there too, but after all, no place is perfect.

What about me?! I'm from there too, demmit! You forgot about your lub for da redheads already T?

 

[TexasT]

Oh My Gosh, nooooo, I lub redheads!!!!

I forgot you were from Illynoise!

I'm sooorrry! I'll never forget that again!

 

[Nixsdaddy]

Redheads are the bomb. Quite literally. Never make them mad.

 

[Free2BMe]

Louise with the red hot ember.....and Ab with the Buzz burnin' crotch.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, took a bit, but think I'm breathing again.

Priceless, I tell ya...simply priceless!

 

[LordDavon]

...and ab with the buzz burnin' crotch.

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

 

[Free2BMe]

ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!

I know, right?

Does the phrase "they're in heat for each other" fit perfectly or what? LOL

(Sorry, Ab...I love ya but some things just CANNOT be passed up. T says I know what paybacks are....so I'll just wait patiently)

 

[tgcrna]

(Sorry, Ab...I love ya but some things just CANNOT be passed up. T says I know what paybacks are....so I'll just wait patiently)

Free, you are probably going to be fine. TT was going to pay you back, but then he forgot what for??!!?? You know his memory isn't what it used to be. And Ab, well... he's been MIA around here. Different rumors are flying regarding his whereabouts.

 

[Free2BMe]

Free, you are probably going to be fine. TT was going to pay you back, but then he forgot what for??!!?? You know his memory isn't what it used to be. And Ab, well... he's been MIA around here. Different rumors are flying regarding his whereabouts.

I heard he eloped with Louise and they are having a sizzling good time.

 

[tgcrna]

I heard he eloped with Louise and they are having a sizzling good time.

They must have gone somewhere warm. I hear Louise has this all-consuming fear of fireplaces.

 

[Free2BMe]

They must have gone somewhere warm. I hear Louise has this all-consuming fear of fireplaces.

Let's just hope Ab doesn't drop his burnin' Buzz in HER lap.

 

[ab357]

If I ever can sneak up on Louise; (she takes off when she sees me coming) we're having a BBQ

 

[TexasT]

If I ever can sneak up on Louise; (she takes off when she sees me coming) we're having a BBQ

Be a rockin' hot time in the old town when you catchup to Louise eh Ab? Where is she? In Chycawgo? You'll be there this weekend, right?

Just keep her away from the fireplace and your Buzz!

 

[Automaton]

I feel like I'm reading a London gossip column again.

 

[maureengill]

Glad you found a minute to join us Cassie

I feel like I'm reading a London gossip column again.

 

[Automaton]

*tips hat* How goes?