I love it when a fun, but old
thread gets a new breath of air
I've tried the real pic thing online before. Didn't work out so well. Couldn't keep 'em off me. They all came crawling out of the woodwork...
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"OMG, you are hot. I want me some of that!"
"I bet you would look great with me on a beach with nothing but the sand and ocean."
"So, you're in Dallas? Me too.... Wanna get together?" How about tonight? I'll leave the door unlocked, just come in." (Yikes!)
"OMG, where do you live... Can I call you?"
"Hey... I think I know you! You were in that movie? Yeah, you know... That one."
"Please, no more shirtless pics - I'm starting to hyperventilate."
"Will you autograph that photo and send it to me, please!"
"Wow, you have got to be a model"
"Whoa! Is that thing real? That's huge!" (never mind, wrong site...)
"If I had a body like that I'd sleep on it and never get out of bed."
"No commitment, I promise....Booty call?"
"I tried calling you but I think I have your number wrong. Can you give it to me again?" (sneaky - that worked once)
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Here, I imagine it would be even worse. You all would try
vaping me or something. Sorry, no real pic. No can do!
For those that might have taken anything I said above seriously - I was joking!!! I'm just an average country boy from Texas. But on a serious note, I really don't like publishing my mug on the net. Yes, I've done it before. Yes it caused problems or at least led to problems (met someone I later realized I shouldn't have thought twice about who managed to totally ruin my life as I knew it). And, finally... There are lots of wackos out there, not just
that one.
I'm sure I'll meet some of you someday in person through
ecig related meetings, vape-ins, etc... At which time I'll say, "Hi, I'm Lika from ECF. My real name is _______, nice to meet you."