Why have my farts...
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Wow, I went online to read and study up on vapor and vapor producing devices. So glad I found this thread.
.... please help a newbie out, where do we order this stuff online?
The Cheese cuttter- Does it come in a dual coil?
THE SBD - I kind of like that gurgling on some devices. Is the lack of noise hard to get used too?
The Chee wee - OK, I understand it's small but how much juice does it hold?
The Trumpet/ Trombone - Are these the same except for the size and length?
Are any of these rebuildable?
Juices
The air biscuit - Is this a desert vape?
The drop an Elephant at 50 yards - So I 'm guessing this juice has some bite?
Outstanding folks
.... please help a newbie out, where do we order this stuff online?
The Cheese cuttter- Does it come in a dual coil?
THE SBD - I kind of like that gurgling on some devices. Is the lack of noise hard to get used too?
The Chee wee - OK, I understand it's small but how much juice does it hold?
The Trumpet/ Trombone - Are these the same except for the size and length?
Are any of these rebuildable?
Juices
The air biscuit - Is this a desert vape?
The drop an Elephant at 50 yards - So I 'm guessing this juice has some bite?
Outstanding folks
now you feel the pain of your friends or family when you let one out.
Dont worry my friend I have the same problem!
Dont worry my friend I have the same problem!
I heard my wife fart one night and asked her, "Hon did we leave the LPG (Liquid Petroleum Gas) on and leaking?"
I GOT SMACKED! LOL
We used the Atkins Diet a few years ago and discovered the wonders of Maltitol
We call it Fartitol.
Room clearing septic tank equivalent of sucralose.
Constant farts of epic proportions and intensity.
Total biohazard.
Maybe we're absorbing enough sweetener (sucralose) to exacerbate our lowered metabolism
Lower peristalsis = longer fart steeping time
They smell so deaf people can enjoy them too.
We call it Fartitol.
Room clearing septic tank equivalent of sucralose.
Constant farts of epic proportions and intensity.
Total biohazard.
Maybe we're absorbing enough sweetener (sucralose) to exacerbate our lowered metabolism
Lower peristalsis = longer fart steeping time
They smell so deaf people can enjoy them too.
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I'm going with the fact that my scent receptors are working better now. Unfortunately that means all the ones I thought didn't smell before probably did. Ugh. I dutch ovened myself in the car the other day. o_o
I am SO gonna use that now! I once heard them referred to as 'poo ghosts' which I quite liked too...x
wow!! i was just going to start a thread asking why mine smell like daffodils?
It's been awhile since I've laughed this hard. Took two days to read the entire thing but so worth it lol
So you think you fart. 40 years ago I was diagnosed with irritant bowel syndrome. Until I learnt it was caused by onion in my diet I could outfart Le Petomane 40 years of no commercially prepared food, no ready meals and no beer unless tomorrow wasn't a work day. At work, as the company downsizes, seating is reorganised so that I work surrounded by empty desks, the rest of the department cowering 6 desks away. No one follows me onto the staircase and on stinky days I get to go home and work from there. At home my wife frequently ends up sleeping on the sofa because my nocturnal farts have given her a headache.
Before I vaped I always had warning, the build up of pressure meant I knew what was coming - generally a window rattling perfect recreation of what I'd eaten earlier. Now that I vape I find I frequently have no indication of farting other than the cries of pain from my colleagues as we are enveloped in a foul smelling miasma.
Before I vaped I always had warning, the build up of pressure meant I knew what was coming - generally a window rattling perfect recreation of what I'd eaten earlier. Now that I vape I find I frequently have no indication of farting other than the cries of pain from my colleagues as we are enveloped in a foul smelling miasma.
thank you for letting us know where you live.....
i'm hoping for strong breezes to your south....
I read somewhere on here that vaping gives us dry mouth. I know from experience that when I have "Dry" mouth I tend to swallow more air and foamy saliva. I think this might have something to do with it and they call it vapors tongue. I believe the best way to help this would be to drink more liquids. Of course a frothy headed beverage would make it worse. 
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