Why have my farts...
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Here's one for ya: My daughter and I were out and about one very hot day this past summer. She is driving on a learners permit and needs to rack up time so I let her drive. We decided to take our Honda CRV. We pull into a parking spot. I try to get out and the doors are locked, thinking to myself how odd cause we never lock the doors while traveling. Then I smelled it! The little sheet ripped one silently, locked the doors AND the windows! Thought I was gonna die for sure.
I got her back a few days later. Hardee's ham & swiss sandwich washed down with a chocolate shake, very tasty goin in-exceptionally nasty comin out! Mom's revenge is sssooo sweet!
I got her back a few days later. Hardee's ham & swiss sandwich washed down with a chocolate shake, very tasty goin in-exceptionally nasty comin out! Mom's revenge is sssooo sweet!
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Take a look at this link... And pay close attention to the effects of nicotine (chemically) on the body. It raises the heart rate, which in turn raise blood pressure and leads to a lowered metabolism. We all naturally have ecoli that live in our lower intestines .. This is why we produce methane from our bowels and expel flatulance. With a lower metabolism, there is higher percentage of processed matter that the ecoli feed on in the intestine, therefore, the byproduct of what they give off will be excessively more concentrated and more pungent!!! The effects of nicotine - how nicotine affects the brain and the body and why people get physically addicted to nicotine...
My $0.02 worth, hope this helps. I would suggest,though... If you are having constant diarrea that is uncontrollable.. you need to see a doctor - This would be a heavy risk of dehydration and can lead to more serious concerns.Thi sit also states thathigher concetratins of nic in the body render ffects like poison and diarrea, unontrollable contractions of the esophigial philagea(i), nausea, and dizziness are indications that you are overdoing it!
Not saying you are, but I felt this info would be good to share!
Sincerely,
Tom
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And hence the expression:
"Tis better to fart and stink a little, than bust thy ... and be a cripple!"
ummm... who's the BRAINIC????
that was pointed out long before your smart .... comment!
i was having such a good old laugh at this thread, until your comment came along. thanks!
That was like.... 6 months ago.
Where were you then when it really mattered?
You know what stinks more than farts? Digging up corpses. Like this thread.
As a side note, about 3 weeks ago at work, I let loose an SBD at my chair. I sit opposite of my boss in the same cube. It was fun watching her squirm.
Better her than meAs a side note, about 3 weeks ago at work, I let loose an SBD at my chair. I sit opposite of my boss in the same cube. It was fun watching her squirm.
The Wiz!(Probabaly from a Bubba Burger!)
glycerin laxatives are in suppository form lmao you eat glycerin both PG and VG all the time start reading the packages of things lol. example was at burger king other day picked up one of the sauce packets what do ya know there PG in there lol.
niiiiiiiiiiiice....
the only thing she forgot is to put the heater on full and hit the recirculate button (buddy and I used to do this to each other, lol) to keep the fart blowing in your face.
Ok guys, not that i don't enjoy the humor here, but here's my take on it all.
As for the Smell:
Yes dropping the analogs does increase our sense of smell again...
Many others complain of constipation, which i believe would make them smell worse if things are moving slower down there.
Constipation seems to be caused by several things:
First there is the GI tracts nicotine dependency and its affect on motility. As far as I can tell, we are not getting nearly the nicotine we were getting out of analogs. It seems to me the amount of nicotine measured in analogs is what we actually absorb, and that is often compared to the TOTAL amount in the juice, leaving a large discrepancy. There is another post on here somewhere where i saw someone conclude that we are absorbing maybe 40% of the nicotine in the juice we vape. My personal experiences would lead me to believe that we're getting perhaps 40% of it at most (contingent on vaping behavior)
I also would have to conclude that smoking the tobacco and consuming the other 4000 some odd chemicals (other than nicotine) have a large impact on our bowel movements as well.
Lets not forget about the ever present dehydration, which has profound impact on regularity as well.
This last one is more of a hunch, but it seems to me some of the sweeter e-liquids are sweetened with sucralose (splenda), which can allegedly reduce the "good bacteria" in our intestines due to the chlorine we may retain from it. It also seems that others complain of bloating and stomach issues from the splenda itself. Once again, this is just a hunch, and i do realize if indeed we are vaping sucralose that it is probably in ridiculously small doses and very possibly insignificant.
So in conclusion, for others stumbling across this thread, i think we are looking at a culmination of many factors to produce these symptoms. As previously stated they seem to be short lived so tough it out guys, and drink water!
As for the Smell:
Yes dropping the analogs does increase our sense of smell again...
Many others complain of constipation, which i believe would make them smell worse if things are moving slower down there.
Constipation seems to be caused by several things:
First there is the GI tracts nicotine dependency and its affect on motility. As far as I can tell, we are not getting nearly the nicotine we were getting out of analogs. It seems to me the amount of nicotine measured in analogs is what we actually absorb, and that is often compared to the TOTAL amount in the juice, leaving a large discrepancy. There is another post on here somewhere where i saw someone conclude that we are absorbing maybe 40% of the nicotine in the juice we vape. My personal experiences would lead me to believe that we're getting perhaps 40% of it at most (contingent on vaping behavior)
I also would have to conclude that smoking the tobacco and consuming the other 4000 some odd chemicals (other than nicotine) have a large impact on our bowel movements as well.
Lets not forget about the ever present dehydration, which has profound impact on regularity as well.
This last one is more of a hunch, but it seems to me some of the sweeter e-liquids are sweetened with sucralose (splenda), which can allegedly reduce the "good bacteria" in our intestines due to the chlorine we may retain from it. It also seems that others complain of bloating and stomach issues from the splenda itself. Once again, this is just a hunch, and i do realize if indeed we are vaping sucralose that it is probably in ridiculously small doses and very possibly insignificant.
So in conclusion, for others stumbling across this thread, i think we are looking at a culmination of many factors to produce these symptoms. As previously stated they seem to be short lived so tough it out guys, and drink water!
Actually, eat some sugar-free anything...it's the malitol in the stuff. Produces farts like crazy. I try to avoid any of the sugar-free products the day before I have to do a presentation. The voice of experience...
OMFG I am dying here ! woops I let one slip damn it stanks !!! 'But uh ya same stanky problem here LOL.
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