Why have my farts...
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One more comment here...you know you've done yourself proud when you can wake hubby up from a sound sleep with an RCF (Room Clearing Fart) and he asks you 'What crawled up your .... and died?"
This seems strangely appropriate right now Stephen Lynch - Country Love Song - YouTube
Its a well known fact that farts only smell when they're cold. To get them to not smell, fart over an open flame. The heat makes them smell like springtime roses
I think this is something to file under sense of smell returning occasionally not being a good thing. LOL
My favorite place to fart is at the bank machine when there is a nice long lineup. But its all about timeing you gotta be able to squeek it out so it hangs in front of the machine. Too soon and you have to appreciate it too late and you drag it with you 
One of the reasons I loved being a scientist was because there was always a fume hood in the lab. Just back up and casually lean against the fume hood and let 'er rip. The exhaust fans are also loud, so takes care of the noise problem as well.
My least favorite place to fart is in a racquetball court. Totally enclosed area, only two people playing, echoes badly. There's no blaming it on someone else in a racquetball court. The other person knows it wasn't them. If any of my opponents were under the impression that ladies don't fart, they aren't any longer. Sometimes, if there is time, I will wander over to the squash court and deposit my air biscuit there. Let those snobby squash players deal with it!
My least favorite place to fart is in a racquetball court. Totally enclosed area, only two people playing, echoes badly. There's no blaming it on someone else in a racquetball court. The other person knows it wasn't them. If any of my opponents were under the impression that ladies don't fart, they aren't any longer. Sometimes, if there is time, I will wander over to the squash court and deposit my air biscuit there. Let those snobby squash players deal with it!
It seems that expelling flatulence, cutting one, or otherwise "farting" ...
lowers blood pressure. Okay, you dont really have to smell the
health benefits, but the next time someone protests, remind them
youre simply trying to stay healthy.
lowers blood pressure. Okay, you dont really have to smell the
health benefits, but the next time someone protests, remind them
youre simply trying to stay healthy.
One of the reasons I loved being a scientist was because there was always a fume hood in the lab. Just back up and casually lean against the fume hood and let 'er rip. The exhaust fans are also loud, so takes care of the noise problem as well.
My least favorite place to fart is in a racquetball court. Totally enclosed area, only two people playing, echoes badly. There's no blaming it on someone else in a racquetball court. The other person knows it wasn't them. If any of my opponents were under the impression that ladies don't fart, they aren't any longer. Sometimes, if there is time, I will wander over to the squash court and deposit my air biscuit there. Let those snobby squash players deal with it!
Omg Spazmelda!! Air Bisquit?!?!?! I literally laughed until I cried.
I don't know why that's so funny but it is! Thanks, you made my day .
I read this thread yesterday, and sure 'nuff started to notice this today. Only been vaping a week and apparently my sense of smell is recovering too. Apart from the health benefits, another bonus!
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