Worst thing your kids have done-

[unkstur]

My youngest, now he's 19, loves animals.
We got him a gold fish at a young age and after a few weeks it died.

A few days later he told us he really missed it, he used to take it out of the bowl
and pet it all the time when nobody was around.

That explained it LOL

The oldest, now 20, brought home a speeding ticket the other day.
154 mph in a 75 mph zone.

He said it was ONLY double...

 

[quittin4mykids]

Roflmao!!!!

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Well, this is one of the grossest things mine has done: Livi walked at 9 months. My adorable 9 month old walking baby comes up to me one day and holds out her little baby hand, cute little smile on her precious baby face...I hold my hand out open...and she puts a real live turd in my hand. Thanks Liv. =\

 

[emilysunshine]

She was just getting you used to the idea of Tuck's mod.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

ROFL!!!!

She was just getting you used to the idea of Tuck's mod.

I once got a "non-written" warning doing 174 in my Nova (back when I was younger and dumber). I mostly suffered with sitting there for an hour while they checked out my car....man, I miss that car

 

[thehangdude]

The wife and I were chilling on the couch, and our son was behind the curtains laughing. He was really having fun. So, I get up and check on him. Sure enough, up to no good. He had the cat on the window sill, and was pouring maple syrup on poor Kiki. The cat looked like Sid Vicious, its hair in syrupy spikes.

So we chastise the boy, telling him to think of how the cat feels. Then we close the bathroom door, to bathe the cat, and bust out laughing. I know the boy could hear us, but we couldn't help but to laugh.

 

[db13berry]

They have both left home......moved out.

And then they both came back.......AT THE SAME TIME!

At least they didn't multiply.......

 

[TJVapes]

Well, this is one of the grossest things mine has done: Livi walked at 9 months. My adorable 9 month old walking baby comes up to me one day and holds out her little baby hand, cute little smile on her precious baby face...I hold my hand out open...and she puts a real live turd in my hand. Thanks Liv. =\

My 2 year old did exactly that to my daughter. She about gagged. It was hilarious. She swears she will never have kids.

 

[trouble2k]

Thank Goodness the only kids I have are furbabies

I was a fairly good kid, but when you got me and my older brother (+2yrs) together, we could raise holy hell when we were younger.

One of the first memories I have is when I was about 4-5. We decided to build a campfire with some matches we found. So, we went to the barn where my parents stored all of the bales of straw...Not a good choice of surroundings.

I can still see the look of confusion on my mother's face and the fire truck pouring water on the smoldering timbers. I don't think she will ever let us forget that moment. I do believe she was more embarrassed than anything else.

That was the beginning of one of the worst things I've done. Unless you want me to write a novel......

 

[Tuck]

about 7 years ago, our oldest daughter burned down our house 1 week before Christmas. She had a candle in her room and accidentally knocked it over on her bed.

I smelled the mattresses before they burst into flames here. And carried them outside.Of the 3 times i remember I did it bymyself too. as hubby had gone out.

 

[bmwjen]

ahhhhhhhh..........my son did toss our cat out of a 2nd story apartment window....... yep, I think he was like 4 maybe.
forgot about that one. (cat is fine--hates my son though)

These days he just writes LUDE things under his gamertag on the xbox 360 live. i've got an app on my iphone that can check on what he has played, what he is playing, his LUDE sayings...........so I pretty much have to call him out on it on the daily.