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[Natalia]

The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

[kritter]

Everyone should shop GH1 because of the great variety

 

[Uncle]

WHY - OH WHY, did I miss my deadline - AGAIN . . .
I just got to stop going to "GreenhouseOne.com" and searching through all the "31" Different Flavors . . . BUT - with all their great choices - What am I going to do . . . I need to buy MORE - Wouldn't YOU ! ! !

 

[Optimo]

A robber broke into an empty home in the country where the owners were out at a restaurant having a romantic evening. As soon as he got in from the window he heard a voice say, ”Jesus is watching you!, when he was looking for expensive things to steal around the house.” He replied: who is that?!” Again someone said, “Jesus is watching you!” Finally, robber saw a parrot in a cage which was hanging from the ceiling. Robber asked the parrot what was his name. The parrot replied, “Kusher.” The robber said, “I have never heard that name before?! Who would name a parrot that?! The parrot replied, ”The same person who named the Rottweiler behind you Jesus!”

 

[thughes]

Someone should shop at GH1 because of their great prices!

 

[Loveridden]

People should shop at GH1 because they have great flavors to choose from!

 

[hairball]

A Bus Load of Politicians Crashes

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."

The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."​

 

[toto1013]

Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

 

[Incognito™]

How many emo's does it take to change a light blub?
None. They all sit in the dark crying.

 

[Uncle]

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

 

[Odium]

Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?

In case they have to draw blood.



Also found a funny prank video!

 

[19scorpio73]

Naming the Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to
get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

 

[Natalia]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[rbuck9]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 50 years. The wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the course on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

 

[Lauralie]

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

 

[Uncle]

Also found a funny prank video!

This VIDEO was "SICK" from a "Sick" minded person (AND I really like his show) . . .
However, absolutely hesterical ! ! ! and had me . . .

R O T F L M A O

 

[Optimo]

A first grader Johnny had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, Johnny was called upon first so he walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a Small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. “It’s a period,” said the little boy. “Well, I can see that,” she said, “but what is so exciting about a period?” “You have to believe me that it is exciting,” said Johnny, “this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the boy next door shot himself.”

 

[lynleestar]

All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these .....es would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[thughes]

Someone should shop at GH1 because of their great prices!

 

[kritter]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!