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Picture a precious child lay under the Christmas Tree and staring at the ornaments in awe! Lesson learned, do not delete your pictures to make room or they no longer show!
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known only a WOMAN would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known only a WOMAN would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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Here's to all the happy vapers on ECF
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
NOT SURE WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IF THIS FORUM WASN'T HERE!!!
P.S. I REALLY HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL GREENHOUSE, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHECK A LIST, NOT ONCE OR EVEN TWICE!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
NOT SURE WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IF THIS FORUM WASN'T HERE!!!
P.S. I REALLY HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL GREENHOUSE, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHECK A LIST, NOT ONCE OR EVEN TWICE!!!
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
1. You strike a match and light your nose.
2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
Christmas Elf
4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
1. You strike a match and light your nose.
2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
Christmas Elf
4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!
Crisp Cringle!
I think it's about Xmas???
But I don't speak German, so it could be anything...
Well, it has eggnog in it at least!!!
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