You do not want a ProVari if...

You are unwilling to join the cult.

You are unprepared for "The Force" of a Provari 3.0

You think that the new Star Wars movies are better than the old ones.

 

.....if you think this mod is a "must have".

 

...you think that 72 Chevelle has too much power
...want to get to know her as a person first
...think Han Solo should have talked it out with Greedo
...think Ocelots are better than Lions cause "size does not matter"

 

eeeeeek!!!

 

Somehow, that made it worse.

and I honestly believed that was impossible....

 

Its like an evil Halloween snowman from hell.

 

..... if you think Stephen Dorf looks like a stud with a Blu hanging out of his gob.

 

...if you prefer soft porn
...if you like your crusts cut off of your sandwich
...if you think eating animals is cruel

 

You do not want a Provari if...

You just want a great vape without having to call customer service to find out why your ego isn't charging/working again.

 

....... if you actually believe posts like this (this an actual post):

"I'm not faintest bit interested what Provape brings out next, as they are a low-innovation and status quo based company. Joyetech are the guys to watch. The eVic has only been out for a few months and is already by leaps and bounds the all-time APV top-seller."

 

LOL, but I'm hoping the third trilogy is at least going to be better than the second (Ep. 1,2,3). Luke, Leia, and Han are all signed on apparently, so we might get a geriatric Star Wars.

Did you join the cult yet? I think last we talked you were going to wait a month or two.

ETA: ... you "don't want one of those big e-cigs"

 

You buy cheap store brand colas and swear to all of your friends it tastes better than Coca Cola.

 

...you think a Twist or a Spinner is a dance move....

me and the wife started a "the provari is better then a husband/wife because" list the other night out of boredom we came up with a few good ones ill see if i can remember any of them....

a provari is better then a woman because you can always turn it on with a push of a button...
a provari is better then a woman because its ok when your friends ask to borrow it....
a provari is better then a woman because only the first date is expensive.....

sorry ladys dont remember any of the provari is better then a man ones right now maybe the wife will remind me of some when she gets home lol.

 

...are waiting for the new "Bridget Jones Diary" movie to come out
...think driving an environmentally responsible vehicle says something important about you as a person