You do not want a ProVari if...

[EddardinWinter]

...you think a Twist or a Spinner is a dance move....

me and the wife started a "the provari is better then a husband/wife because" list the other night out of boredom we came up with a few good ones ill see if i can remember any of them....

a provari is better then a woman because you can always turn it on with a push of a button...
a provari is better then a woman because its ok when your friends ask to borrow it....
a provari is better then a woman because only the first date is expensive.....

sorry ladys dont remember any of the provari is better then a man ones right now maybe the wife will remind me of some when she gets home lol.

I am pretty sure you won't have to wait that long....

 

[redgypsy]

You guys are killing me here!

 

[MaDeuce]

...are waiting for the new "Bridget Jones Diary" movie to come out
...think driving an environmentally responsible vehicle says something important about you as a person

By the way, when is it being released? My....... dog wants to know.

 

[EddardinWinter]

LOL, but I'm hoping the third trilogy is at least going to be better than the second (Ep. 1,2,3). Luke, Leia, and Han are all signed on apparently, so we might get a geriatric Star Wars.

Did you join the cult yet? I think last we talked you were going to wait a month or two.

ETA: ... you "don't want one of those big e-cigs"

Not yet. They just don't have enough features!

Truly, I am waiting on my one year anniversary and that will be my reward. So May 29, 2013 will be the day I purchase the 72' Chevelle of the vape world.

 

[EddardinWinter]

For some reason, my dog is terribly afraid of me. I wonder why?

 

[EddardinWinter]

...prefer a soy milk decaf latte to a triple espresso
...think 90's rap was too violent
...think the FDA is protecting the community with regulations on vaping

 

[MaDeuce]

"I love Bridget Jones"


See?

 

[zapped]

You dont want a Provari if......

You find pink flamingos, black velvet Elvis posters, big-haired, blue eye-shadowed, bubble gum chewing waitresses and leopards prints the height of fashion.

 

[The Ocelot]

...you think all the girls/guys will want you if you have a ProVari

 

[zapped]

You moved to Colorado or Washington with the express purpose of taking advantage of the new laws regarding certain plant substances.

 

[MaDeuce]

..... if you're looking forward to Justin Bieber getting his rightly deserved induction into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Oh, and I almost forgot:


...are offended by YouTube videos like "batteries" because it sends the wrong message to the children

 

[EddardinWinter]

..... if you're looking forward to Justin Bieber getting his rightly deserved induction into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.

I thought he was already induced....



He is sooo sassy!

 

[Absintheur]

.....if you think this mod is a "must have".

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It is! But only with this drip tip

with this tank

 

[chellemmm]

LOL! Anybody got a link to the Zip mod promo?

 

[The Ocelot]

...you want it in blue to match your really cool clearo

 

[MaDeuce]

...you think all the girls/guys will want you if you have a ProVari

What are you saying?????

 

[Absintheur]

My ProVari?

Well it's a cure-all too...
Cures fits, warts, freckles,coughs,colds, runny noses
Guaranteed not rip, run or snag...
Make conception a wonder and childbirth a pleasure

That's my ProVari...

 

[EddardinWinter]

...think that Atlantic City is just as good as Vegas
...think that the subways in New York are just too dangerous to use
...do not fantasize about ways to murder the Geico Geko like with a hammer, a machete, dynamite, battery acid, flesh eating cockroaches...

 

[The Ocelot]

LOL! Anybody got a link to the Zip mod promo?

Gushes all girly like...

I especially love the part where he walks around with it in his mouth - so cool!