Another Fun Contest for My Vapor4Life Crew!

[MyMagicMist]

LadyVapentine,

I don't want to sound creepy, sexist or anything negative of such ilk. What I say here is meant only as good fun.
Fisnets and pleather pants? Goodness. Bet you were/are a real man eater if you set yourself to it.

Now, I need to go hack my wife's cell phone to get pictures of my boy Grouchy. He's a big old sweet and cute teddy bear dog. Might even find pictures of my other kids. I see how you are, the pied piper of juices. Muhaha, get me hooked on Chicago Classic Smoke. "Oh what would you do for a Klondike bar?" Uh huh, I keep collecting sadists it seems *chuckles*

 

[CountBoredom]

Here's another picture of Sandy from several years ago.

He was amazingly gentle and calm...

 

[Coolloser]

Here's another picture of Sandy from several years ago.

He was amazingly gentle and calm...

He reminds me of my parent's cat!
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Tangerine was his original name at the shelter. Since renamed to "orange" or "Tiger 3po" (there was a Tigger and Tigger Too before).
Threeps can be calm and gentle but mostly he's a jerk. He likes to cuddle faces and bite arms really hard. He's strong and leaves blood and bruises behind. In short, a lovable jerk

 

[Reddhott]

ziggy doing his version of a tightrope walk

and GUS GUS doing what he does best EATING

 

[MyMagicMist]

My big old teddy bear boy, Groucho / Grouch / Grouchy



His brother the obnoxious Sherlock / 'Lock



Their sister the big loving momma Hamrietta / Hammy / Ham



Finally, our mightiest of might dogs, our bed warmer Shrek. His picture breaks the server. I'll have it edited down a bit and get it on here. Also not pictured will be Thistle. He is my security guy, being a mutt between Black Lab and Pit Bull. He has a nice edge to him but is the friendliest old guy you'd ever meet. Suffice it, if he frightens you then I don't want you around because you've reason to be afraid, not that he presented that reason. Thistle looks like Shrek, almost exactly but stands about twice as tall. The three pictured above are real mutts with mixing of Golden Lab, Great Pyrenees, Airedale.

All my kids know their old man (points to me) would hop in front of danger, a bullet for them respectively. They also know I expect that in return and most of them would in a blink of an eye. Grouchy lives in his little pen with a new little brother, Grumpy. Grumpy looks like 'Lock and can really sing like a coyote or old Southern hound, of course, Hammy isn't out done in singing either. She and 'Lock roam around our front door and the bottom pasture we call the back yard. At times they chase after trucks coming and going on the road.

I know between them they put a couple of deer down. 'Lock saw a neighbor farmer's sheep one day. Papa put the fear of the holy dog in him that in no case was he to ever be near sheep. He looks but does not even think about going after them. That means Hammy doesn't either. They hang around our yard and at the front door, near where they were born. Love my kids. They help me stay at least passable as human sometimes. Speaking of which, need to go get everybody fed.

 

[Styx_N_Stones]

Gee... how long was this contest running...?

Just curious...?

 

[Reddhott]

i'm enjoying it myself, i love to see peoples pets

 

[Styx_N_Stones]

Heres some other 'critters'...
Notice the oddly dressed one towards the middle.
I thought he retired...?

 

[Styx_N_Stones]

Been watching these guys on my Kodi box. The are native to Iowa so it's just the neighbors.

 

[Mandikay]

Sorry guys just a few more pics of 2 of my furbabies... I caught cookie and brownie sleeping this morning
Brownie laying down

brownie after I snapped the first picture lol

Cookie sleeping

cookie not very happy that I woke her up... Look at that face haha.. Boy she was not happy with me

 

[Reddhott]

beautiful bird!

 

[LadyVapentine]

my grandaughter when she was younger with her pet chicken lol she had quite a few and they all had names
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I LOVE IT. There was once a rooster in my backyard. We named him Rooster Cogburn. He just showed up one day when it was raining out, and then he disappeared on another rainy day. I found it all quite mystical until my parents later explained that our neighbors may have eaten him.

 

[LadyVapentine]

Sorry guys just a few more pics of 2 of my furbabies... I caught cookie and brownie sleeping this morning
Brownie laying down

brownie after I snapped the first picture lol

Cookie sleeping

cookie not very happy that I woke her up... Look at that face haha.. Boy she was not happy with me

NEVER apologize for inundating us with these adorably SWEET pics. I love Cookie's face there. Maggie gives me that face when I try to steal her sticks out in the yard.

This 'Felion' is Ms Daisy (a few years back)...

This is Daisy playing Hot Wheels with my GGKids Peyton and Taelor (my favorite critters). I don't mind being a GreatGrandFather, but I'm too young to be married to a GreatGrandMother... LOL!!!

Dont tell my wife I said that... Shhh...

haha! Oh, I love all of your lil' critters!

I've also never heard anyone call it a "Felion," but I love that.

The ggkids are quite adorable. Are they close in age? And Daisy looks very cuddly!

 

[LadyVapentine]

This is Booga. He's not very spoiled.
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He looks pretty chill. What type of dog is he? I also love the name!

 

[LadyVapentine]

this is Snoozer. my cockatiel i had a long time ago. she just loved hanging out with us!

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Aww! I've never really owned birds, but they are pretty smart creatures from what I understand. We had doves once, and they were very soothing. UNTIL we accidentally fed them sunflower seeds, which apparently has a narcotic effect on them. They went NUTS. They were ok, but it was all very harrowing.

 

[LadyVapentine]

hmmmm ....here is a 2 legged pet (LOL) that i loved!
if that counts

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thats me gettin my lap dance

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HOW DID I MISS THIS! I LOVE this. Thanks so much for posting this. DROOOOLING.

 

[LadyVapentine]

LadyVapentine,

I don't want to sound creepy, sexist or anything negative of such ilk. What I say here is meant only as good fun.
Fisnets and pleather pants? Goodness. Bet you were/are a real man eater if you set yourself to it.

Now, I need to go hack my wife's cell phone to get pictures of my boy Grouchy. He's a big old sweet and cute teddy bear dog. Might even find pictures of my other kids. I see how you are, the pied piper of juices. Muhaha, get me hooked on Chicago Classic Smoke. "Oh what would you do for a Klondike bar?" Uh huh, I keep collecting sadists it seems *chuckles*

Haha. You don't sound creepy. That song actually came on in the car once when I was with a bunch of friends, and one fella said it was my anthem.

"The pied piper of ejuices" I like the sound of that. A collection of sadists also sounds nice.

 

[LadyVapentine]

Been watching these guys on my Kodi box. The are native to Iowa so it's just the neighbors.

I want ten of them.

 

[LadyVapentine]

Here's another picture of Sandy from several years ago.

He was amazingly gentle and calm...

He reminds me a lot of my friend's cat, Demo. Handsome, chill, and totally lovable.

 

[LadyVapentine]

Gee... how long was this contest running...?

Just curious...?

I got carried away with it and I kept seeing more pet pics and wanting to give more people chances. Then I was away from ECF over the weekend because I had to do some restaurant reviews in Chicago. I'm going to temporarily close it now, and then unclose it when I announce the winners. Stand by.