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88) A good excuse to own a multimeter. A few days ago I had absolutely no idea what the electrical resistance of a kitchen fork was. Now I do. Knowledge is power.
100+ Unexpected Benefits Of Vaping
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88) A good excuse to own a multimeter. A few days ago I had absolutely no idea what the electrical resistance of a kitchen fork was. Now I do. Knowledge is power.
Having a Killer in my mouth doesn't literally translate to: "I'm struggling to pay the bills underneath a bridge down by the river..........." (anymore.)
Mom and Dad quit smoking. If that was the only benefit I received out of this whole deal I would still be very, very happy.
Telling my Dad, who is a nonsmoker and my Grandma I quit smoking. Felt great to do that.
Knowing that we are NOT funding the government.
No more orange fingertips on hubby
No more of our friends/family saying "you reek"
Being able to share our books with non-smokers
Not harming our pets' health
Newest benefit? CALIPITTER CHOW
No more orange fingertips on hubby
No more of our friends/family saying "you reek"
Being able to share our books with non-smokers
Not harming our pets' health
Newest benefit? CALIPITTER CHOW
All those nasty horrible teachers, firemen, doctors, and police...
91.) Giving myself a reason to actually go get the mail in hopes that something I like will be in there instead of just bills. Three straight days of packages, and I should have one coming in today. My mail box was full, and not a single bill any day!
Not having to have a bottle of Listerine, cologne, air freshner (for car), and gum on hands at all time to hide the fact that I continue to smoke after my wife made me quite.
The relief I had after telling my wife I no longer smoke and not to be put off by the funny looking contraption hanging out of my mouth, and her being good with it (think she was onto me sneaking my analogs)
No longer being an a... hole because of the nick fit I was having cuz I couldn't sneak out for a smoke
This may have saved my marriage and my life
The relief I had after telling my wife I no longer smoke and not to be put off by the funny looking contraption hanging out of my mouth, and her being good with it (think she was onto me sneaking my analogs)
No longer being an a... hole because of the nick fit I was having cuz I couldn't sneak out for a smoke
This may have saved my marriage and my life
The taste of
Churro
Blueberry Cheesecake
Piña colada
Key Lime Pie
Without the calories!
Churro
Blueberry Cheesecake
Piña colada
Key Lime Pie
Without the calories!
I was thinking "taxation without representation", particularly on tobacco issues.
Ooh, ooh, I have one!
Don't know if this has happened to everybody, but sometimes when my lips were dry, the paper from the filter would tear some of the skin off of my lips. Ow.
Other times the filter might stick to my lips, and when I went to pull my cigarette out of my mouth, my fingers would slide down the cigarette and get burned on the coal. Those blisters hurt!
And I don't get vape in my eyes, and if it does, it doesn't burn like smoke did!
And...the coal doesn't fall off the tip and cause a panic.
Maybe this has less to do with vaping and more to do with me being a klutz...
Don't know if this has happened to everybody, but sometimes when my lips were dry, the paper from the filter would tear some of the skin off of my lips. Ow.
Other times the filter might stick to my lips, and when I went to pull my cigarette out of my mouth, my fingers would slide down the cigarette and get burned on the coal. Those blisters hurt!
And I don't get vape in my eyes, and if it does, it doesn't burn like smoke did!
And...the coal doesn't fall off the tip and cause a panic.
Maybe this has less to do with vaping and more to do with me being a klutz...
That wasn't one! But no, you're not a klutz - I've done all of those many times. Even got burning embers in my eye a few times.
Ninety-[muffled]) No more lighting cigarettes backwards. That is naaaaasty...
I have a friend who smoked an entire filter tipped cigarette backwards without realising. He was drunk, but nevertheless... Funny thing is, he's about to complete a PhD. What is it they say about common sense and intelligence...?
edit - He actually said afterwards "I wondered why I kept coughing."
Ninety-[muffled]) No more lighting cigarettes backwards. That is naaaaasty...
I have a friend who smoked an entire filter tipped cigarette backwards without realising. He was drunk, but nevertheless... Funny thing is, he's about to complete a PhD. What is it they say about common sense and intelligence...?
edit - He actually said afterwards "I wondered why I kept coughing."
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89) Not giving your significant other an asthma attack
Myra, are you friends with chrisrook?
I was rrying to figure out if she was my fiance in hiding for a bit.
But seriously, that sucks so bad! Feeling so great, having an amazing time, then all of a sudden there's white dots floating and you can't take a breath to safe your life. Kills the whole mood.
But seriously, that sucks so bad! Feeling so great, having an amazing time, then all of a sudden there's white dots floating and you can't take a breath to safe your life. Kills the whole mood.
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