Advice you can REALLY use!

[Mary Kay]

Totally un V4L related..but very useful! MK


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!


AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
(and you have a death wish)

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
(The leaford cure)

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

[JenJen]

You nut case! lol I loved those!

 

[DaShiVa]

rules to live by

 

[kdcaines]

Hahaha!! Those are great MaryKay, thanks!

 

[Davo]

That was a good afternoon chuckle, I new I liked you MK, with a sense of humor like that, who couldn't. P.S. I saw a comment on another post where you mentioned enjoying being south of the Mason-Dixon line... I concur, although it sure has been soggy around here lately.

 

[Mary Kay]

Davo..I moved the line to Tallahassee..are you still below it? That could be the reason you are getting all that rain! Just scoot the line up a tiny bit..lol!

 

[kickitback]

I like, lol

 

[smassie]

Now THAT'S Funny!!!

That's getting the ole cut and paste into an email treatment.

Thanks for sharing!!!

 

[Taryn]

Hehehe, great one MK!

 

[calla2]

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
(The leaford cure)

After the first two lines I thought 'oh no... what snake oil treatment is this going to be about?' Not only was I wrong, #5 had me literally LOL. Loved the whole list enough to forward via email. Thanks for the chuckles.

 

[MeMa]

Well, thanks a lot MaryKay! I'll be up all night laughing and wondering who I can get to hold those veggies!

 

[rocketvapor]

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

As an engineer, I live by these last two ones..........

 

[plantlvr]

Thanx for the laugh MK!

 

[leaford]

Good ones, MK!

 

[Adrenalynn]

As an engineer, I live by these last two ones..........

Duct Tape is like the Force.

It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the Universe together...

 

[Mary Kay]

LOL! Rocket meet Adrenalynn! Rocketvapor posted a few above you ALynn!

 

[maaron]

Haha! that's funny stuff MK!!

 

[Fiberweaver]

I just had to send it to a few of my friends who will be rolling on the floor. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Adrenalynn]

LOL! Rocket meet Adrenalynn! Rocketvapor posted a few above you ALynn!

eYup, thanks! I figured quoting her with my response was a good intro.

 

[roxinal]

Totally un V4L related..but very useful! MK


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!


AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TOHOLD THE VEGETABLESWHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
(and you have a death wish)

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR AFEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE ATIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
(The leaford cure)

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

Crazy LOL