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Oh, great!
Now you're telling me I have to check all my ammunition, too.
I'll be right back.
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I blame ninjas for critical thought being eliminated from classrooms. All you wild ninjas knew that this was the key to presenting those perfect accident assassinations. I mean really, there was a case a few years back where trees were being made out as vicious killers.
One week a tree leaped out in front of a member of the Kennedy family while they were skiing, killed them. The next week that Bono guy a Governor from some state or other, again skiing and enjoying, wham a tree sprang out of nowhere and kills him. Third week, some meandering nameless John Doe was out snow blowing, from the void comes a tree of death to crush him.
See, you don't count on guys like me who swing axes. We got educated about killer trees. We know the ones walking around whispering to themselves, "I am the greatest ninja tree ever", are the very ones what leap out to kill people. But you ninjas had your way with our educational systems. You used arcane ninja mind tricks to not teach kids to think critically about trees, especially those that whisper to themselves. If you had your druthers, you ninjas would unlearn it from guys like me what swing axes.
By the by, got sapped this morn. I was gradually splitting some firewood with an axe. As my wife pointed out, "when was the last time you did that?"
"Um, like when I was 13 or 14, started when I was 6 or 7 ... um hmm oh, 43 now ... duh, see your point."
Also see how you ninjas use firewood splitting as a means to kill. My BP went up and wound me up crashing for a few hours. Yes, yes, yes, ... everything is now blamed on ninjas.
Just messing with you in good humor.
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I blame ninjas for critical thought being eliminated from classrooms. All you wild ninjas knew that this was the key to presenting those perfect accident assassinations. I mean really, there was a case a few years back where trees were being made out as vicious killers.
One week a tree leaped out in front of a member of the Kennedy family while they were skiing, killed them. The next week that Bono guy a Governor from some state or other, again skiing and enjoying, wham a tree sprang out of nowhere and kills him. Third week, so meandering nameless John Doe was out snow blowing, from the void comes a tree of death to crush him.
See, you don't count on guys like me who swing axes. We got educated about killer trees. We know the ones walking around whispering to themselves, "I am the greatest ninja tree ever", are the very ones what leap out to kill people. But you ninjas had your way with our educational systems. You used arcane ninja mind tricks to not teach kids to think critically about trees, especially those that whisper to themselves. If you had your druthers, you ninjas would unlearn it from guys like me what swing axes.
By the by, got sapped this morn. I was gradually splitting some firewood with an axe. As my wife pointed out, "when was the last time you did that?"
"Um, like when I was 13 or 14, started when I was 6 or 7 ... um hmm oh, 43 now ... duh, see your point."
Also see how you ninjas use firewood splitting as a means to kill. My BP went up and wound me up crashing for a few hours. Yes, yes, yes, ... everything is now blamed on ninjas.
Just messing with you in good humor.
^^^^^This is EXACTLY how I lost a cousin a few years back. He never even saw it coming!
Think killer trees and zombie hamsters are at a tie. Need to collect more data.
Also need to create hamster sized throwing axes.
I don't have a clue...... Old, slightly Senile and definitely to under educated to keep up at times.
But I try........ 
Watch out for killer trees, zombie hamsters. Here use this axe on them bouncing batteries. They may be zombie hamsters in disguise.
I don't have a clue...... Old, slightly Senile and definitely to under educated to keep up at times.
I am pretty sure there is a different test for ammo LOL
if you dont come back i was never here OK
quickly thinks "how to edit previous posts and go into hidding " maybe i should grow a beard good disguise all serious vapers have beards even the women from what ive seen or maybe i am just hanging with the wrong crowd they do all say" clouds bro" could be a clue
ROFLMAO ouch LOL
"one, ...*plink* ... two, ... *plink* ..."
"What doing?"
"Testing dud hand grenades, ooops, messed up my count ..."
Serious? That is too much like that work stuff. You know, after you test your ammo, you
really got to try seeing if your forks fly. To see if they do, place one in an electrical outlet
and hold on tight.
I blame ninjas for critical thought being eliminated from classrooms. All you wild ninjas knew that this was the key to presenting those perfect accident assassinations. I mean really, there was a case a few years back where trees were being made out as vicious killers.
One week a tree leaped out in front of a member of the Kennedy family while they were skiing, killed them. The next week that Bono guy a Governor from some state or other, again skiing and enjoying, wham a tree sprang out of nowhere and kills him. Third week, some meandering nameless John Doe was out snow blowing, from the void comes a tree of death to crush him.
See, you don't count on guys like me who swing axes. We got educated about killer trees. We know the ones walking around whispering to themselves, "I am the greatest ninja tree ever", are the very ones what leap out to kill people. But you ninjas had your way with our educational systems. You used arcane ninja mind tricks to not teach kids to think critically about trees, especially those that whisper to themselves. If you had your druthers, you ninjas would unlearn it from guys like me what swing axes.
By the by, got sapped this morn. I was gradually splitting some firewood with an axe. As my wife pointed out, "when was the last time you did that?"
"Um, like when I was 13 or 14, started when I was 6 or 7 ... um hmm oh, 43 now ... duh, see your point."
Also see how you ninjas use firewood splitting as a means to kill. My BP went up and wound me up crashing for a few hours. Yes, yes, yes, ... everything is now blamed on ninjas.
Just messing with you in good humor.
Do you even Ninja Bro?
Honestly at this point if someones cellphone exploded in their pocket and they were a vaper they'd blame the vape for using vapekenisis to blow up the phone :!
"I could have lost my private parts"
Can't help but think of the intro sequence to Idiocracy. Would link it if I could. But I fear it would ruin some poor moderators Sunday morning.
Can't help but think of the intro sequence to Idiocracy. Would link it if I could. But I fear it would ruin some poor moderators Sunday morning.
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