Best gourmet ejuice vendors #2 - The journey continues!

[Chemtx]

Sirius and I were working Offworld Intelligence when the call came in. We were being reassigned to Earth. To say that we were stoked wouldn't even begin to cover it. As far as we can tell planet Earth is the only planet with fried chicken. Years earlier we had been recruited out of a WaWa parking lot to work in a black project. After eating a couple of holiday themed hoagies that had been left on the dashboard too long we found ourselves fighting what we thought at the time were bipedal inter-dimensional ninja tigers with immense ferocity.

Col. Mortis thought two things when he saw us there punching the air in that parking lot. That we were not from this planet and that we knew something he called Astral Karate. He seemed especially concerned about the second part. We woke up in the back of a black sedan that was hurtling through the desert at impossible speeds. Col. Mortis was regaling us with stories of fire eating shamans while fixing us with a glare straight out of the First Earth Battalion Field Manual. Man, that guy was scary.

They had a new job for us in California. Mark Zuckerberg was making trouble again. He had a bunch of eggheads down in some underground base who were calling themselves Citizens for the Elimination of Privacy Trough Ingenious Coding (CEPTIC). When we touched down it was straight to training. We were going to have to blend in to go undercover. Col. Mortis took us shopping for clothes at the vintage store and then taught us how to ride Segways and order Starbucks like a pro. Everything was in place. Twelve hours later we were fast roping out of the stealth copter into the CEPTIC Compound under the cover of darkness and some subohmed high VG Shipwreck.

Few weeks later the eggheads were putting us to work in something they called The tank. Our objective was simple. Reverse engineer the Google search algorithms using some crazy gear that Mark had picked up at Phil Corso's Estate Sale and hopefully in the process steal all their secret technology. We did not know those futuristic helmets they made us wear were so dangerous. This was right before Google had achieved self awareness. The NSA was terrified that if Google "woke up" it would become addicted to oversharing, cat memes, and pornography just like it's human creators. Then it would be unstoppable. They raided CEPTIC tank while we were in one of the coding deep dives and severed the power. CEPTIC was now officially an NSA project. Some time later the crew at CEPTIC would be responsible for one of the greatest data mining breakthroughs in the history of the internet. How to build an accurate psychological profile using only social media user posts involving the preparation or consumption of grilled cheese sandwiches.

The surge that followed fried the neural uplink causing our collective psyches to be fused and trapped on the mainframe along with the entirety of Google. The eggheads were able to save us but they had to scavenge some parts out of the discarded router bin to make implants that would connect back to the mainframe. Things are not perfect though. Any time there are atmospheric disturbances or cellular data service blackholes we go offline. Most of the time only one of us is using the brain due to these sorts of interruptions.

I think that about covers it. This transmission was broadcast through a fog of Lil' Nutty Brownie from Steam juice which is not too bad. Wish I could could get Cake Boss in higher VG. The Istick 100w gets two thumbs up. Half an hour ago it crashed off the key board tray of my computer cockpit, bounced off one of the metal tubes, and flew apart. Still kicking and not even a scratch in the paint.

Oh my, very "Man in Black" or "Arthur Dent" of you!

Loved it.

 

[NotSoMini]

Received an email from VapeRev regarding their Cyber Weekend sale. Time to window shop.

 

[Sirius]

"CEPTIC"!!!!!! [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

He had me ROFL by the time I got to the "grilled cheese sandwiches" it was about then I had tears so bad from laughing I had to find where I stopped at and start all over again.
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[Thundernoggin]

So glad you like the iStick 100watt Noggin..I like mine so much I plan on taking it back to the home planet along with your collection of Shamwow.
Jenna says she likes hers too..glad she got a backup that is a bit Jenna proof!
@jremae4 [emoji179]

I'm vaping myself into a TPR stupor with this party box I got so..I'm taking a break with some coil clogging goodness from Mr Clay. I still have around 60ml of NET.Com and a bit of something else is in order. I'd be doing the same with Ahlusion ...but I'd be switching to Charlie Noble. I have that as well. I'm going to vape up that PRY4 even though my mouth doesn't like that AP feel, it is tasty.
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ETA
That's one of the funniest stories yet..I'm still LMAO!
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"CEPTIC"!!!!!!

Oh my god, this is seriously awesome!

Oh my, very "Man in Black" or "Arthur Dent" of you!

Loved it.

Thanks everbody! You called it on the plumbing shoulders Sirius. Miss Noggin and I are knocking down some Debbie Harry and Dragonscape while waiting for the burn to stop enough so I can drive. NO TOUCHA THE SHAMWOW!

 

[chanelvaps]

Cinnamon...Cinnamon..please come out and play cinnamon....this is me while vaping Cinnamon Girl....I am almost in tears I want to taste it so bad but I am not..I get some tingle on the tongue that cinnamon vapes will sometimes bring..I wish I was getting more cinnamon. It is not a bad vape, neither was Aikos. I do not think Stash makes a bad vape. It is just not robust as I like and look to cinnamon vapes for.

Farmhouse...hmmm..plenty of goodness here. Is it Oatmeal with apples in it, or is it an apple muffin..maybe an oatmeal and apple cookie? How did they do that, make it seem like you can taste the warmth from it? I forgot the description, I will have to go look. In the mean time I can tell you I like it, maybe love it

 

[jnslprd]

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[jnslprd]

OK, I'm seriously considering Sleeping Dragon as my next non-Ahlusion order. I went through quite the flavor journey before coming to rest in (pretty much) one spot. So, I have some follow-up questions... I'd really love to find creamy/custard-y flavors that I like, but I've absolutely hated most of the recent ones I've tried. I think that @jrenae4 identified the flavoring agent that I can't deal with as butyric acid. It's just an awful taste to me, whatever it is. So far, I've hated NT's Creme Brulee (didn't try CLS, but my guess is, it would have the same "off" note), Bionic's Custard Assault, and Ahlusion's Fort Custard and (I think reformulated, because I didn't hate it before) Gold Member. They all have the exact same off note to me. Because so many people like these eliquids, I'm guessing that some of us have a sensitivity to the flavoring agent (probably butyric acid) that they all have in common.

So, here's my question... If any of you who like the creamy Sleeping Dragon flavors have tried, and hated, any of the other creamy and/or custards I mentioned?

(BTW, Ahlusion's Yin Yang is described as Orange, Cheesecake, and Custard, and it doesn't have that awfulness at all. It's great!)

I have tried a lot of recommended liquid from this thread and I have to say Sleeping dragon was probably the most disappointing of them all. I tried Daft Spunk, Spunk berry and Butter Bob. As far as custards go all 3 had a cheap flavor to them very similar to Dr crimmys . I periodically came back to these and nothing really changed except the color.
I love vanilla and am now stuck on Ripe Vapes VCT and spending way too much money, but it is so delicious.
Good luck there are defiantly more bad ones than good when it comes to vanilla custards.

 

[LisaR]

I have tried a lot of recommended liquid from this thread and I have to say Sleeping dragon was probably the most disappointing of them all. I tried Daft Spunk, Spunk berry and Butter Bob. As far as custards go all 3 had a cheap flavor to them very similar to Dr crimmys . I periodically came back to these and nothing really changed except the color.
I love vanilla and am now stuck on Ripe Vapes VCT and spending way too much money, but it is so delicious.
Good luck there are defiantly more bad ones than good when it comes to vanilla custards.

Thanks for the input, jnslprd. I think I'll probably pony up for a sample pack from them. That way, if I don't care for it, it won't be a big waste.

 

[jnslprd]

Thanks for the input, jnslprd. I think I'll probably pony up for a sample pack from them. That way, if I don't care for it, it won't be a big waste.

BTW love the avatar Handsome cat. I recently had to put my 10 yo black cat to sleep and am still heartbroken miss him so much.

 

[empteeteacup]

Farmhouse...hmmm..plenty of goodness here. Is it Oatmeal with apples in it, or is it an apple muffin..maybe an oatmeal and apple cookie? How did they do that, make it seem like you can taste the warmth from it? I forgot the description, I will have to go look. In the mean time I can tell you I like it, maybe love it

Thanks @chanelvaps ! I've been dying for a review of Farmhouse. I may have to give it a shot if its so yummy!

 

[chanelvaps]

BTW love the avatar Handsome cat. I recently had to put my 10 yo black cat to sleep and am still heartbroken miss him so much.

oh so sorry. I lost my Maddie girl (cat) in September. I had her 10 years. She was 12. So hard to say goodbye to a pet

 

[chanelvaps]

Cinnamon Girl...lets not be hasty....as with other Stash liquids there are some bakery notes that are exquisite that jump in and out...I went back to this and I like it but still want more Cinnamon.. I taste it on my lips. Going in a steep drawer for 2-3 weeks. About to indulge in some other culinary treats. Going to clean out all three Taifuns and get some different stuff up and running for tonight. Maybe some Farmhouse, some Vape Kitchen and something else...

 

[LisaR]

BTW love the avatar Handsome cat. I recently had to put my 10 yo black cat to sleep and am still heartbroken miss him so much.

So sorry to hear. You never forget a beloved fur-family member, but the best remedy for heartbreak is to adopt a pair of black kittens from a shelter!

My avatar pic is one of our four black siblings. We just went to look at two, but couldn't resist the whole litter!

 

[LisaR]

oh so sorry. I lost my Maddie girl (cat) in September. I had her 10 years. She was 12. So hard to say goodbye to a pet

Sorry, chanel. It's so hard. My advice goes for you, too!

 

[jazzvaper]

Cinnamon Girl...lets not be hasty....as with other Stash liquids there are some bakery notes that are exquisite that jump in and out...I went back to this and I like it but still want more Cinnamon.. I taste it on my lips. Going in a steep drawer for 2-3 weeks.

Josh has published his steep recommendations (on the site?) that I pretty much ignore coz I buy 120's. By the time I get to 100 ml they've "steeped" a while.

Expecting 3 X 120 of CG, AIKO, and Valhalla on Monday, with yet another sample of Farmhouse. Hasn't steeped coz I wolf it down as soon as it arrives.

 

[chanelvaps]

So sorry to hear. You never forget a beloved fur-family member, but the best remedy for heartbreak is to adopt a pair of black kittens from a shelter!

My avatar pic is one of our four black siblings. We just went to look at two, but couldn't resist the whole litter!

ahh that's awesome!

 

[chanelvaps]

Sorry, chanel. It's so hard. My advice goes for you, too!

I am down to two cats and that is where I want to stay. This is not counting Meryln the magician in the spare bedroom trying to get to 2 lbs so he can get spayed, Autumn, Tim, Diego and Bluebell all in the garage in different phases of vetting and waiting their turn to go to adoption

Merlyn

Bluebell

 

[chanelvaps]

I am down to two cats and that is where I want to stay. This is not counting Meryln the magician in the spare bedroom trying to get to 2 lbs so he can get spayed, Autumn, Tim, Diego and Bluebell all in the garage in different phases of vetting and waiting their turn to go to adoptionView attachment 508103 Merlyn
View attachment 508104 Bluebell

Merlyn is giving me the stink eye, he is mad that he has to wear that home made safety collar, I had to put it on him so he could not lick his medicine off. All other safety collars I already had were too big for his wee self

 

[Sirius]

Thanks everbody! You called it on the plumbing shoulders Sirius. Miss Noggin and I are knocking down some Debbie Harry and Dragonscape while waiting for the burn to stop enough so I can drive. NO TOUCHA THE SHAMWOW!

Bwaaahaha [emoji23]
I'm not laughing at you Noggin, but I'm afraid the power of the mighty Shamwow ain't gonna touch those shoulders bro..Like I said in the text, I've threaded and hung a ton of galvanized in my between jobs.
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[Sirius]

Merlyn is giving me the stink eye, he is mad that he has to wear that home made safety collar, I had to put it on him so he could not lick his medicine off. All other safety collars I already had were too big for his wee self

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Really [emoji178] your new avy in case I haven't told you before now.
No Stink Eye ... Bad kittah !
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