Mike you ate the sandwich............. You look so much better or is that for tyger you devil?
Sandwiches, coffee and freshly-made DIY are just the tonic to cure what ails you. Plus, Hallowe'en was over.
As to your final thought, I'm sure Tyger has far better things to do than admire my smirking mug. Alphabetizing her pantry and catching up on CPAC reruns are a couple that immediately spring to mind.

This was NOT the update I was hoping for. I can only imagine your current frustration level. When this thing finally shows up for you, I sincerely hope it's more than worth all the pain...