uh huh
well at least men don't talk to birds
Ahh but the thing is she didn't say she talked to a bird she said a bird talked to her... totally different
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Ahh but the thing is she didn't say she talked to a bird she said a bird talked to her... totally different
Ahh but the thing is she didn't say she talked to a bird she said a bird talked to her... totally different
Oh yeah ok we do have that happen a lot
Just keep in mind men don't always have blood flow to their brain
well at least men don't talk to birds
Only because you dont see them sitting in front of you-
Ahh but the thing is she didn't say she talked to a bird she said a bird talked to her... totally different
yeah, what she said.....
Oh yeah ok we do have that happen a lot
Just keep in mind men don't always have blood flow to their brain
ROFLMAO yep
Only because you dont see them sitting in front of you-
yeah, what she said.....
ROFLMAO yep
Ain't it the truth!
I needz quoting lessons!
Just keep in mind men don't always have blood flow to their brain
After numerous and private studies, it was discovered that blood flow to mens brains actually increased once they were married and grew older as the blood was not required as much to service other "vital" organs.
Uh huh.. yeah!
Balance?! How many balanced women do you know? Certainly not in abundance here... {ducks and runs for cover}
The supreme irony of this is that I JUST got back from the Dr for a hip and lower back "thing" - part of which has been caused by compensating for another injury - aka - I've been unbalanced! And now I have a Dr's note proving it
in that case marriage is good for a man, it increases his intellegence. (more so than just adding a fully functioning brain to the household....)
Ahh, but what a glorious waste of intelligence, beacause everybody knows that SWMBO (acr.) is the supreme level of intelligence in the houseold and everyone else does not count. {ducks and runs for cover again}
It sure feels like i'm living dangerously today.
Glad that you ladies have a sense of humour..
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Quittin - I can honestly say that DH is the brains in our marriage - I'm the eye candy (*snort*chuckle*cough*) (sorry it's a bit of an inside joke)
Quittin - I can honestly say that DH is the brains in our marriage - I'm the eye candy (*snort*chuckle*cough*) (sorry it's a bit of an inside joke)
Ahh, but what a glorious waste of intelligence, beacause everybody knows that SWMBO (acr.) is the supreme level of intelligence in the houseold and everyone else does not count. {ducks and runs for cover again}
It sure feels like i'm living dangerously today.
Glad that you ladies have a sense of humour..
We've been married for 21 yr (the 26th of this month) a sense of humor is as necessary as breathing!
This better not be true! Dusty is living dangerously this morning
So.....Dusty....where do ya hang that camera....no, I won't go there....
Yes we have
I'm new to PIF, but I am assuming you are getting married. If so, congratulations. I hope your life if full of love and happiness.
I don't know why women think men have any sort of intelligent though processes. I mean really we hit each other for fun, think farts are the funniest thing on earth, and scratch ourselves in questionable places in public.
All we really think about is food and sex. So if you ever have doubts just make us a sandwich. You got a 50\50 shot we'll be happy. serve it up naked and you leave no room for error. 
All we really think about is food and sex. So if you ever have doubts just make us a sandwich. You got a 50\50 shot we'll be happy.
serve it up naked and you leave no room for error.
Yes Beebopnjazz and I are getting married. Thanks for the well wishes.
I am without a doubt the luckiest man on earth
I don't know why women think men have any sort of intelligent though processes. I mean really we hit each other for fun, think farts are the funniest thing on earth, and scratch ourselves in questionable places in public.
All we really think about is food and sex. So if you ever have doubts just make us a sandwich. You got a 50\50 shot we'll be happy.
Why does this have a ring of truth to it?
Why does this have a ring of truth to it?
Make me a sandwich Friday and I'll prove it to you.
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