Lox's "death awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth" reminded me of our most recent yard critter.
Stray cat, pretty close to feral, came up and I started feeding it canned food, just to get it to come closer to me. It's majorly messed up, scar wise. I think that it got in a fight with a possum or a squirrel since I've found both dead out in my yard. The cat won't eat dry food and doesn't even seem interested in wet food. He just wanna kill-kill-kill.
I did touch it twice and now I have ringworm.
He hasn't shown back up. I was trying to get a capture cage from a friend and get him fixed and drop him back out.
ringworm, people. this is what I get for trying. at least, it's not scabies. scabies wasn't fun. at all.