I talked to my doctor. After a range of very, very uncomfortable tests with no kind of pain relief before or after, they found that I'm completely normal. So they gave me BC pills. I looked at him like he'd lost his freaking mind but gave it a 2-month shot.
Put on a good 10lbs of belly fat, lost a ton of muscle tone, bled more than usual and said eff that. I've never liked pills of any sort and told him where he could put those pills. It was the same place I told him to put his little testing torture devices.
Found out later that I should've at least got a local for those tests, btw. There's a reason I don't choose male doctors. It makes me want to demand that vasectomies be performed with tylenol.