Chit Chattin away!

[Satharra]

it's okay, all in good fun..... I just hope nobody wants to know the exact words..... virgin ears here!! virgins!!!

Heh, wait til you catch your son doing it!

Evidently one of my nephews got caught in a 'private moment' himself recently. Problem was, it wasn't such a private place.

 

[asharp22]

No more
Please stop
Roflmfao.

you started it!! billiards!!! hmph!!!!!!

 

[loxmythe]

Heh, wait til you catch your son doing it!

Evidently one of my nephews got caught in a 'private moment' himself recently. Problem was, it wasn't such a private place.

OMG I just read your post in needs. Thread.
Funny as heck

 

[asharp22]

Heh, wait til you catch your son doing it!

Evidently one of my nephews got caught in a 'private moment' himself recently. Problem was, it wasn't such a private place.

oh we've been there best story yet:

Son:Mom!! MOM!!!!!!!!
me:what?
son: um there's something wrong, it's bigger....
me? what's bigger (son points) oh... well...
Son: only in the mornings! is it going to stay big? .........I like it!

*face palm

 

[loxmythe]

oh we've been there best story yet:

Son:Mom!! MOM!!!!!!!!
me:what?
son: um there's something wrong, it's bigger....
me? what's bigger (son points) oh... well...
Son: only in the mornings! is it going to stay big? .........I like it!

*face palm

Lmao
That's funny!

 

[Satharra]

oh we've been there best story yet:

Son:Mom!! MOM!!!!!!!!
me:what?
son: um there's something wrong, it's bigger....
me? what's bigger (son points) oh... well...
Son: only in the mornings! is it going to stay big? .........I like it!

*face palm

Oh, the responses my husband I could both have there.

 

[zbasspro]

OMG....step away and what have I done!?!?

 

[zbasspro]

I almost wet myself! Blue balls pocket pool.........PIF is too much fun! boB

 

[asharp22]

OMG....step away and what have I done!?!?

you weren't here and they're picking on my ignorance!!!!!

 

[zbasspro]

Hang on.......Smiley may have just croaked...........aw chit he's been hittin weak.....time for the meter! BRB boB

 

[loxmythe]

you weren't here and they're picking on my ignorance!!!!!

Technically billiards has no pockets on the table like a pool table does.
So get your mind out of my gutter.
Lol

 

[asharp22]

Oh, the responses my husband I could both have there.

I had to send him to Dan... I don't know how to handle that. Well yes son, it'll get bigger and stay that way, but it stays in your pants at all times, then he's playing pocket pool!!

or, yes it'll get bigger but if you're like your biological father, not that much bigger....

 

[asharp22]

Technically billiards has no pockets on the table like a pool table does.
So get your mind out of my gutter.
Lol

I don't know what billiards is either, but at this rate I"M NOT ASKING!!!!

lmfao

 

[zbasspro]

I see that, I may have a bigger problem ATM........darn......going for the meter.....darn that guy for bringing up the 3s!!!!!

you weren't here and they're picking on my ignorance!!!!!

 

[skydragon]

Bed time. Good Night everyone.

 

[loxmythe]

Oh no
Battery dying on iPod.

 

[loxmythe]

Goodnight dragon

 

[asharp22]

I see that, I may have a bigger problem ATM........darn......going for the meter.....darn that guy for bringing up the 3s!!!!!

omg smilie!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't you dare vape chippy Jr. next!! don't you dare!!! this is only bad thing number two!!

 

[zbasspro]

Dang good thing he waited til now! I didn't bring a back up to the job today.....a Chippy he was not! boB

 

[Satharra]

I had to send him to Dan... I don't know how to handle that. Well yes son, it'll get bigger and stay that way, but it stays in your pants at all times, then he's playing pocket pool!!

or, yes it'll get bigger but if you're like your biological father, not that much bigger....

Yeah, I could see a few responses coming out of my mouth such as:
"Don't worry. It never seems to stay that way long for your father either."
"Yeah, but regardless of what you think, that's not 10 inches."
"Oh good, I needed 3 extra hands...here hold this."

Now, my husband would say:
"Yes, son, and if you're lucky it'll be a good 10 inches just like mine."
"Don't mind your mother, she's just jealous."
"Yep, and just you wait, someday you'll get to wake someone up with that!"