Chit Chattin away!
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How to break things, how to fix things, and how to find hidden information.
Most importantly though, I'm teaching them not to .... with me tonight. Some of these idiots are banging away at my presentation server.
My NX server back home is lagging so as I'm typing this to you I see about sixteen/seventeen characters behind. And as I wait for it to catch up so I can see my typos I have the sudden urge to write funny words like shenanigans. And sassafras. How about indubitably. Yep, spelled them all wrong. Figures. -Magnus
How to carefully remove gorilla tape from their bums
That's the great part. There is no careful way! Especially in the hot sun. They'll all be sitting ....-arsed foolishly for the next week or three. -Magnus
go for it Magnus. Sounds like very important survival skills will be taught
This is true, it does work great for hair removal
we once left a guy duct taped to a pine tree for about 18 hours. unfortunately his bowels and bladder were not up to the task...
I considered pairing up the kidnap victims and taping them together at the waist. Hrmm. I'm trying to figure out the boundaries I can push and YouTube w/o formal charges. -Magnus
well the guy we taped to the tree was sleeping on guard duty, so we weren't too afraid about being brought up on charges. Of course this was before the new kinder and gentler military...
Bwahahahaaa... can I PLEASE paraphrase you and use that in my sig?
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Dude, I was just somewhere else on the fourm and saw your sig!
Honestly, what type of horse.... doesn't let you properly haze in the military. Head doctors and they're meddling. -Magnus
In high school, my friends Cathy and Donna tied a boy to a tree. Backstory: Shane bragged about torturing a cat. It went up a tree and he chained his dog to the tree, so it couldn't get down. Cat survived but we women had evil in our hearts. They lured him out in the woods for fun with two girls and then tied his ... to a tree. The funny thing was he saw the rope but didn't even resist at first. He was tied up from 10pm to 4am, until his drunk friends could find him. He got in trouble with his parents but he never said a word about it to us at school.
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Dude, I was just somewhere else on the fourm and saw your sig!
What? You thought I was kidding earlier?
I LMAO every time I read my sig now
well, I trained two new girls in the art of shotgun shooting tonight- The 10 year old hugged me and told me thank you adn she would see me next week, and the 16 year old hugged me, told me thank you and said she couldnt wait to come back!!
THATS what its all about. These were girls who had NEVER shot a pump shotgun in their lives. Didnt even know how to load one.
Now, I am going to return emails, and go to bed. daylight comes awful early....
THATS what its all about. These were girls who had NEVER shot a pump shotgun in their lives. Didnt even know how to load one.
Now, I am going to return emails, and go to bed. daylight comes awful early....
Hi guys!!! I have been so so busy selling stuff on ebay and trying to earn enough money to be able to take a quick vacation before the kids go back to school! AND I DID IT!! woo Hooo!! heading to Vegas on Sunday! yay!!!! How is everyone
Enid, do you dress up as a superheroine on the side? You look like Claire Max.
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Sensay, if you see somebody walking around w/ a Precise and a TMT tank, that's me! Say hello! -Magnus
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Sensay, if you see somebody walking around w/ a Precise and a TMT tank, that's me! Say hello! -Magnus
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