Cigarette Newbie

[stefania123]

mmm.. poutine http://www.julieharrison.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1-poutine-1.jpg

 

[beckyblue]

People with a Propipi know what I am taking about, you pay for the quality handcrafted US workmanship. The bowl is carefully bored out by Rod on the automated drill, the stem is lovingly stamped out on the press by Jane and the mouthpiece is glued on by the robot controlled by Freddie. There is no comparison with a so called cigar, thrown shoddily together on some foreign production line of Cuban virgins thighs. Excuse me, I think I need to lie down, I am feeling all a flutter.

That is the flutter of ignorance that you're feeling, Mr. Minor. Have you even TRIED the hot new cigars rolled on the stomachs of rare virginal Portuguese Canadians?!?

Even if you haven't (I KNOW you haven't), does this OG Cuban thigh-rolling virgin look like she's on a production line?!?

Have Freddie or Jane inspired ART with their newfangled contraptions?!?

I mean, YES, I suppose if it helps keep you off the vape, you can settle for second best, but know that you are; OWN it. And be wary that, if you're not very careful, such e-pipealikes can make for a slippery slope back to vaping!

 

[The Ocelot]

mmm.. poutine http://www.julieharrison.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1-poutine-1.jpg

Thank you, I feel much better! For some reason I thought it had to do with Ted Nugent and was afraid to Google it.

 

[Ref Minor]

That is the flutter of ignorance that you're feeling, Mr. Minor. Have you even TRIED the hot new cigars rolled on the stomachs of rare virginal Portuguese Canadians?!?

Even if you haven't (I KNOW you haven't), does this OG Cuban thigh-rolling virgin look like she's on a production line?!?

Have Freddie or Jane inspired ART with their newfangled contraptions?!?

I mean, YES, I suppose if it helps keep you off the vape, you can settle for second best, but know that you are; OWN it. And be wary that, if you're not very careful, such e-pipealikes can make for a slippery slope back to vaping!

But PBastardo says the Propipi is the bestest thing ever in his YouTube review and I allow him to do ALL my thinking for me.

 

[stefania123]

Thank you, I feel much better! For some reason I thought it had to do with Ted Nugent and was afraid to Google it.

lol....

 

[beckyblue]

But PBastardo says the Propipi is the bestest thing ever in his YouTube review and I allow him to do ALL my thinking for me.

Oh, god. I had no idea. My world...so upside down...

 

[Ref Minor]

Have Freddie or Jane inspired ART with their newfangled contraptions?!?

Yes they have, Rod, Jane and Freddie not only inspired it, but created it.....

 

[Ref Minor]

mmm.. poutine http://www.julieharrison.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1-poutine-1.jpg

Wow, Chips and Gravy with added cheese, gotta love those crazy genius Canucks.

 

[beckyblue]

Yes they have, Rod, Jane and Freddie not only inspired it, but created it.....

YouTube

You traitor! You linked me to an ecig review!



I'm just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that it was a MISTAKE, that you just linked a favorite video from the dark vaping days of your past with a simple slip of your hand... Also, in your defense, I will admit that he is a QUALITY reviewer. If he made the switch back, he'd do a fine job promoting smoking.

 

[Racehorse]

THANK YOU CIGARETTES. you're the best. Do you know what i mean,like?

Can I send you some old vinyl albums by The Grateful Dead? I think you and your wife may enjoy these along with your newfound appreciation for each other.

Cigarettes and Coffee: recorded by Jerry Garcia Band
http://www.whitegum.com/whitegum/introjs.htm?/whitegum/songfile/CIGARETT.HTM

 

[Ref Minor]

You traitor! You linked me to an ecig review!



I'm just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that it was a MISTAKE, that you just linked a favorite video from the dark vaping days of your past with a simple slip of your hand... Also, in your defense, I will admit that he is a QUALITY reviewer. If he made the switch back, he'd do a fine job promoting smoking.

Apologies, Big eCig obviously hacked my post. The link is now fixed back to Rod, Jane and Freddy.

 

[Ref Minor]

Also, in your defense, I will admit that he is a QUALITY reviewer. If he made the switch back, he'd do a fine job promoting smoking.

He looks like he would do a fine job of promoting binge drinking whilst he is at it.

 

[kiwivap]

Yes, totally agree. Best set up for noobs is: A pack of Benson & Hedges, and a box of matches. Best to keep it simple in the beginning.

I can tell you now you won't be satisfied with Benson and Hedges and a box of matches. You won't stay a smoker using those. They hardly last any time at all and they are burnt out. You'll get sick of reaching for another one.
Get a twist cigar, a military grade cardboard box, a sterling silver zippo, and a special flexi-titanium lanyard.

 

[kiwivap]

Just cuz noobs eat up charts -

(*I ushered at the NuArt for a while, Princess P. It was graced to have you!)

Most helpful thing I've seen so far on the entire forum. Now we just need a chart that goes with it for match temperatures. Ideal match temperature at each cigar stage - so we know how far to let the match burn before lighting the cigar.

 

[kiwivap]

I need advice,,,,,,,

I like bic lighters, but my friend has a zippo,,,,,,,,,

what's the BEST lighter?????????


(and I laughed so hard reading this that my family thinks I'm insane!)

A sterling silver zippo or an industrial blow torch. The blow torch is a bit big but it will save you money in the long run - in 17 years it will have paid for itself.

 

[kiwivap]

Oh, I just dump my butts on the ground,,,,,,,,,that should keep lots of people working for many, many years!

That's the considerate attitude that gives the smokers a good name. Keep it up.
And get a cigar.

 

[kiwivap]

Oh, I understand them well enough. I'm actually related to a few and even fond of a few of them, but my favorite thing about them is that snotty attitude and how they can always be counted on to go into a blind rage over things that don't matter. I have to admit that I was a little disappointed with the sort of mild "weah, you don't understand the thread. Go away" thing. Pfft. Oh well, tomorrow's another day.

That is a very brave proposal.

 

[kiwivap]

And no, we don't have cars. We've got bicycles. And tulips, but those came from Turkey. But we did invent wooden shoes. And coffee shops, although the coffee part is just an excuse.

Wooden shoes are good. I splinter them into homemade matches when I run out. Everyone should have some wooden shoes set aside in case of a zombie apocalypse. Learn how to make your own wooden shoes from a dining room table.

 

[jtpjc]

Although we don't have cars, we do have public transport, but that comes to a standstill the moment we have weather outside.

 

[XeniaMike]

I have to admit, I relapsed on vaping today. A box I ordered before I quit arrived from Alice in Vapeland. It was Cupcake City. I'm so embarrassed. I am back on the Marlboro's though. One thing I've noticed, you don't get that satisfying throat burn and loss of taste from vaping. Anyone else have a hard time making the switch?