this one got me i have to use it hope you dont mind btw i am also a tower of power link u i stand at 6,9 and size 15 shoe.
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Feel free buddy i got a million of them, when i was in high school i was one of the bullies that always gave a good reason for smacking some smart ... dweeb. I never started them but i did finish them one way or another
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Mall patron- "I don't approve of you encouraging people to smoke these electronic things they are still bad"
Me- " I appreciate your vigor as a health watchdog and your seemingly selfless concern for public safety. Might I suggest that after me you stop by the McDonalds in the food court to discuss the cholestorol content of their food?"
Me- " I appreciate your vigor as a health watchdog and your seemingly selfless concern for public safety. Might I suggest that after me you stop by the McDonalds in the food court to discuss the cholestorol content of their food?"
Due to recent studies.........butting in someone else's business is 17 times more deadly than smoking.............and a hell of lot quicker too.
When someone tells me smoking takes years of your life. I tell I don't believe that. I have'nt lost a single year yet. I'm pitching a shut out. 36-0 Haven't lost a year one yet. 2005 that was a beautiful year spent the summer basking in the bermuda sun. They didn't get that year. 1999 Spent six months traveling europe and sampling the finest cuisine in the world. They didn't get that year either. The years they're talking about are what I like to call the kevorkian years. You know what .....tell those years I'll miss em.
Them "What is that?"
Me "It's mine" usually accompanied w/ a black stare and a exhale of vapor....
Me "It's mine" usually accompanied w/ a black stare and a exhale of vapor....
OMG! That about made me wet myself! You sound like my dad
(that's a good thing) except he's 6'4" and like 375 but he'd say pretty much the same thing. .. that or "Go away little man before I smoke you next" (sometimes he's too cranky to be witty) I wish I could use it but I'm a runt and it wouldn't have the same effectMy best one was:
"You can't smoke that here"
(while doing my best impression of an innocent dumb blond blowing vape in their general direction) "smoke what?"
"That!"
"What? I see no smoke"
"You just blew it in my face!"
(blow out another cloud of vape and stick my 901 in my bra [keeps it handy and I'll never drop it] with a grin) "I don't know what you're talking about"
(usually at this point they're so frustrated and confused they just walk away)
OMG! That about made me wet myself! You sound like my dad
Your Father ever used this one on anybody?
"You have exactly 5 seconds to go away and stop bothering me and you have wasted 4 of them listening to me talk so after i blink my eyes the next thing i wanna see is a vacuum occupying the space you were in"
My favorite variation on this is...
"How much do ya figure Chemotherapy costs? 20- maybe $25,000? I'll pay the $50. Thanks anyway."
I also use... "What I inhale is used in lungs of lung cancer patients to heal their lungs... what have you been breathing lately?"
How about "You are right.. it is better that I let them smoke cigaretttes and get lung cancer.. my bad."
When I use my "holder" avatar I also get these... I kinda miss it now... maybe I should pull that out?
Is he planning on cleaning the floors? WHy would he want a vacuum there? Why wouldnt he just tell YOU to clean the floors? Doesnt sound like a smart man....
Comments? I was thinking Compliments!
Spikey says'
"When I use my "holder" avatar I also get these... I kinda miss it now... maybe I should pull that out? "
Spikey, I think I love u....That doesn't cost me anything right?
And thank you for the demonstration!
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I was looking for a holder for my P.V. when I am in the car...turns out I already have one! Two? whatever. Thanks Ryle and Spikey!
Thanks Ryle and Spikey!
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