Okay, so these stories, this contest deserves an early morning (super late night) BUMP!
Keep them coming.All are great.I'm still trying to think of something.I lead lead a very uneventfully life.
My mother-in-law is Italian and doesn't speak much English, so when I saw she'd made a birthday cake for my wife with the initials A B on it, I figured that stood for Happy Birthday in Italian, which I don't speak at all. After dinner she proudly presented the cake to her at the table. My wife said; "Thanks Mom, but what does A B mean". My mother-in-law spread her hands out in an "don't you know?" position and said; " Appy Birtday!".
Later that month we had a New Year's Party so we bought hats that read Happy New Year and cut all the Hs off. That's a tradition that still stands today, not only amongst our family but many of our friends have adopted it too.