At the start of the procedure the anesthesiologist came into the OR and said, "So how are you feeling Punkin?" I told her I was fine except a little nervous. Her response was, "And THAT is why I am here."

No show tunes... I was just laying there trying to think about something else and the only thing I could come up with was, " Gee, if I was a drug addict I would want my money back for this stuff because it didn't do squat."

I guess you shouldn't lie about your weight if you want the correct dose!

Apparently it did work well enough because I wasn't in any discomfort and before you know it it was over.