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It made even more sense after I read your signature. C'mon it's like those cereal box prizes "Collect them all" 
Haha Mindfield it seems as though you're in the same situation as me; you're trying to get talked out of buying one
I like my toys.
I just have to justify them. To myself and my wife. (And the ProVari wasn't easy.)
Yep justifying them to yourself is one thing, but justifying them to the missus is an entirely different ball game. I've only got a month and a half before the wedding, maybe I should go crazy now because I have a feeling that come October 15th when everything officially becomes "ours" it's going to be a lot harder to justify spending $250 on a PV. 
"hey baby, I was thinking about buying this Darwin thing to help me keep off the smokes, but it's kind of expensive so maybe I should just buy a couple of cartons instead. What do you think??"
My other advice is to wait till after the wedding. Divorcing you after would be much more difficult and expensive then dumping you before the wedding!
My other advice is to wait till after the wedding. Divorcing you after would be much more difficult and expensive then dumping you before the wedding!
That excuse stopped working $2,000 ago
Ok how about this.
"hey baby, with a new Darwin, I'd hardly ever think about cheating on you anymore"
And here I thought I understood women, you sir are a god! Sooo when she throws me and all of my PVs out of the house, your couch better be all set up for me.
Yep justifying them to yourself is one thing, but justifying them to the missus is an entirely different ball game. I've only got a month and a half before the wedding, maybe I should go crazy now because I have a feeling that come October 15th when everything officially becomes "ours" it's going to be a lot harder to justify spending $250 on a PV.
You do know what the best form of birth control is right Devil??? It is wedding cake!!!! Now I hate to say this but you might want to wait for the Darwin after the wedding since after the honeymoon wears off you won't be getting as much tail so if she gets mad about the Darwin well then you have a partner to spend the night on the couch with! Anyway all kidding aside best of luck and much success with the upcoming wedding and marriage! Happy Vapes
That would only have worked while I was still smoking.
This, however, would get my name in the paper. In the obits. It would contain the word "vivisected."
Thanks for the well wishes, and given that she's 26 and absolutely wants 2 kids before she's 30 I have a feeling I'm going to get abused like "a coffee machine at an office" (I honestly don't know why I remember that line from a Shakira song but I've been wanting to plug it ever since I heard it : )
My other concern with the Darwin, and this is one a little ridiculous, but when we leave on our honeymoon I don't want to go through the hassle of explaining what that oddly shaped device is to every security agent. I was already on the fence about bringing my Reo Grand for fear that they'll try to blow it up, strip search me and then detain me. We're connecting to Houston, so we'll have to deal with the TSA, down to Argentina and then Brazil. That's a lot of security checkpoints in 3 different languages and while I can hold my own in Spanish, Portugese is a whole different story
I'm not even sure which scenario I should be rooting for
Well as I was typing my previous message, I kept switching back and forth to my cart at Happy Vaper and something must have gotten a hold of me because I "accidentally" hit the order button
"Darling I swear it was an accident. I was just browsing and the next thing I know it said "your order has been placed. I contacted the store but they said they don't accept returns".
Well as I was typing my previous message, I kept switching back and forth to my cart at Happy Vaper and something must have gotten a hold of me because I "accidentally" hit the order button
"Darling I swear it was an accident. I was just browsing and the next thing I know it said "your order has been placed. I contacted the store but they said they don't accept returns".
Thanks for the well wishes, and given that she's 26 and absolutely wants 2 kids before she's 30 I have a feeling I'm going to get abused like "a coffee machine at an office" (I honestly don't know why I remember that line from a Shakira song but I've been wanting to plug it ever since I heard it : )
My other concern with the Darwin, and this is one a little ridiculous, but when we leave on our honeymoon I don't want to go through the hassle of explaining what that oddly shaped device is to every security agent. I was already on the fence about bringing my Reo Grand for fear that they'll try to blow it up, strip search me and then detain me. We're connecting to Houston, so we'll have to deal with the TSA, down to Argentina and then Brazil. That's a lot of security checkpoints in 3 different languages and while I can hold my own in Spanish, Portugese is a whole different story
Last time I was in Brazil I still smoked and I have not been back to S. America since vaping. I know some of those countries have laws about e-cigs but you are not really checked coming in so not a big issue. I can state that my Darwins have been all over the place and I leave from and return to US based airports and the TSA has never even raised an eye our asked a question. The only country that asked was China and I pulled it out took a big vape and showed them the cloud. All was good after that. Now for the record I also carry a padded envelope with a book of stamps so if I ever had to I could mail anything back to myself. In this day and age you just never know when someone will change rules on you mid trip. Congrats on your purchase.
Get a pack of smokes that has the smoking causes IMPOTENCE. Tell her you are afraid and need the Darwin so you can keep off the cigs. As you know she wants a few rug rats. Try and do this with a worried look on your face
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drac that would have worked if I hadn't already used something similar to justify my Reo Grand
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