I don't care what most people say but one day I was
vaping as I came out of Starbucks and this lady just gave me a look like I was an idiot for
vaping. I tried to talk to her about it but she said it was weird and I thought it was weird she would say that cause she had these great legs. Well she got in her car and I got in my car and followed her home. I rang her doorbell and tried to explain to her that it wasn't smoking, it was vapor and she was like "What, are you a freak? You followed me home? Go away!" And I was like, thats weird, how can she mean that? So I did what any rational person would do, I sat on her stoop, ordered a pizza delivered and ate it there until she decided to be reasonable. I fell asleep there over night until the morning when she opened the door and saw me and screamed. I was like "Come on lady, it's not smoke, it's vapor!" A few minutes later the police showed up and arrested me for stalking. I was like "Hey dudes, since when is it against the law to convince someone
vaping is ok?" They said "Since you stalked her!" I said "I didn't stalk her, I did it in plain sight!" Well I didn't go to prison that time but she did get a restraining order. Some people just hate vaping. Weirdos.