My dearest friend cigarette, we've been close friends now for 40 years. You were there when I drank and got clean and sober. You were there when I went through my marriages and divorces. The birth of my twin girls I couldn't wait to get out of the hospital to share with you. I've loved you all of these years, and yet, you don't show me the same love and respect I feel that I deserve.
When you first came into my life, you were cool, and in turn made me feel cool. my mother always hated you, though she had her own friend cigarette, she really hated you! I defended you to her and all others that hated you as she did.
I forgave you when you fell and burned my leg, my couch, my car, my carpeting, and various counter tops and bathroom linoleum through the years. Heck you even burned my boob once, and yet I still let you stay.
Oh and lets talk about your friends, ash and smoke! Let's start with ash first, that dirty ....... always manages to get on my clothes, on my desk, even on my keyboard! Ash has been a great big pain in the ... for 4 decades now! Last but not least smoke, ugh, the dirty ....... is everywhere, on my hair, my clothes, my car, ack! even on my walls evidence of smoke is there.
WELL NO MORE!!! I've had enough of you and your dirty stinky friends! That's right cigarette it's time for you to move on and destroy someones else life, or better yet, just go away and leave the good people of this world alone, we have enough troubles without you adding anymore tragedy to their lives!
Fear not, I will not be alone, I have my new friends vape and e-juice to help take some of the pain the missing you will bring. And I look forward to reacquainting myself with taste buds and clean air, ohhhh how I miss them!! Whiter teeth will not be far behind and I'm sure exercise and Longer Life will be joining my party too.
It's been a long journey that has led me to this point, it hasn't been an easy decision, but a simple one, I chose LIFE!
Sooo, in a few words, NO!