Well... if we're going to run off on a tangent.. then it's gonna be MY tangent damnit!
I live on a relatively small inland lake.. which we love. It has a low bridge clearance in one section (which creates a challenge), and if you have anything wider than 8.6', you're not going to be able to park at any of the bars or restaurants. The lake has nothing but bowriders, deckboats, and pontoon boats on it. And none of those are the "Scottbee way". So here is/was my solution:
The PC Project
Wait till you get to the end.. it just gets better and better.