e-cig movie quotes (lets have some fun here)

[WolfeReign]

Sitting here and enjoying some wonderful Karmel Apple and ice time, listening to the birds and chipmunks, I could not help but wonder what some films with more memorable one lines would be like if they had made a reference to it?

I mean if R. Lee Ermy could do it with Pistachios then does not this open the door and make it open game on anything? So here i thought would get some of the more classical lines in film (be it comedy, B-rated, Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi) and see what would happen if we adapted it to e-cig related.......

First one to offer up:

adaptation of The Rifleman's Creed From Full Metal Jacket (1987)

This is my pv. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My carts are my best friend. It is my life. I must master fill them as I master my life. My pv, without batteries, is useless. Without my e-juice, I am useless. I must vaporize the flavors true. I must exhail straighter than any smoker who is slowly killing themeselves. I must them the ways before HC takes it away. I will... My vaping and myself know that what counts in this war on tobacco is not the atomizers we fire, the noise of our voices in unison, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the throat hits that count. We will throat hit... My PV is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its end caps. I will keep my batteires clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before ECF I swear this creed. My gear and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is e-cigarettes and there is no enemy, but Peace.

 

[shockabsorber]

„I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my fellow vapers, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to vape as free men. And free men you are! What will you do with that freedom? Will you vape?”
„Two thousand against ten?” – the veteran shouted. „No! We will use nicorette– and live!”
„Yes!” Wallace shouted back. „vape and you may die. Chew nicorette and you will live, at least awhile. And chewing in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell HC that they may take our smokes but they will never take our VAPORIZERS!”


(permission)

 

[~ puff ~]

"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a [vape]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

 

[~ puff ~]

"May the [VAPE] be with you!" {Star Wars}

 

[VictoryNotVengence]

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the Buzzpro.

This is my VAPE stick!

-army of darkness

 

[WolfeReign]

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the Buzzpro.

This is my VAPE stick!

-army of darkness

Thank you, i thought i was the only one who remembered J-Mart There is another spoof of Army of Darkness i saw, not sure if you every watched reboot cartoon? let me know and i can point you in the direction to watch the whole thing......i was howling

"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a [vape]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Never watched the film, but i seriously thought i was going to see the other word there LOL i like it

„I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my fellow vapers, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to vape as free men. And free men you are! What will you do with that freedom? Will you vape?”
„Two thousand against ten?” – the veteran shouted. „No! We will use nicorette– and live!”
„Yes!” Wallace shouted back. „vape and you may die. Chew nicorette and you will live, at least awhile. And chewing in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell HC that they may take our smokes but they will never take our VAPORIZERS!”

I was wondering if someone would do this or not LOL hi fives on it

 

[NoizMaker]

THANK YOU for VAPING


Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make, Message from Electronic Stix.
Nick Naylor: E-Cigarettes in space?
Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.
Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they fog it up in a gravity free all-day vape environment?
Jeff Megall: [long pause] Probably. But, you know, it's an easy mod. One line of dialogue: "Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device." You ought to make a product to tie in with the movie, such as a new line of PV's.
Nick Naylor: eGo Twists?

 

[shockabsorber]

If this is your first night at vape club... you have to vape.


(permission)

 

[NoizMaker]

If this is your first night at vape club... you have to vape.

I am Jacks intense desire to drip on his 510 atomizer.

 

[Spazmelda]

I'm not Canadian, but I want to play.

"Mmmhmm, This IS a tasty juice!". I say this In my head all the time in my best imaginary Samuel L. Jackson voice.

 

[turnforward]

Take Your Stinkin' Paws Off My E-CIG You Damn Dirty Ape!

 

[Projectguy]

I love the smell of RY4 in the morning..........

 

[Projectguy]

I coulda had class. I coulda been a vaper. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am..........

 

[Hot Sauce]

"That's not PV...... THIS is a PV!!!". ~ Croc

 

[Dusty_D]

If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my Provari, would you be grateful?

and from the same movie...

Y'know, I could vape a peach for hours. my edit: (Epipemods Sweet Georgia Peach i.e)

 

[Hot Sauce]

"I'm going to make a DIY he can't refuse....." ~ the Godfather

 

[Projectguy]

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to vape this anymore!

.....Response to receipt of Crab e juice

 

[NoizMaker]

Forest Squonk

"Vapin' is as vapin' does."

"Drip, Forest! Drip!"

"Mama always said; Life is like a package of vapemail. You never know what you're gonna get."

Field Of Streams

If you mod it, they will come.

 

[VictoryNotVengence]

Vape an ecig if you want to live -T2

 

[VIPOD]

Vaping Love Moments


“Winning that LavaTube, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you … You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you’ll never smoke those stinky analogs. That you won’t give up vaping, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of those e-cigs.”
—Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) to Rose (Kate Winslet)


“Here’s vaping with you, kid.”
—Rick (Humphrey Bogart) to Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman)


“You had me at eGo.”
—Dorothy (Renée Zellweger) to Jerry (Tom Cruise)