Bleedin' useless cook you are, I want my toasted bacon sarnies, hope your missus don't let you in her kitchen![]()
I'll get the Missus to do the bacon then mate, as long as you like it black or extremely black she'll be fine

Bleedin' useless cook you are, I want my toasted bacon sarnies, hope your missus don't let you in her kitchen![]()
Does she know that I beat her to it?! I better go hide.. woman swings a mean frying pan!!
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So what's this...Dusty sneaks in and blows the grand thread closing I had set up...
shame on you Dusty !!
Too late.. she got me mate! she got me good!!
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Think I'll leave it mate, the wear and tear on my keyboard would probably cost more than the player is worth
I'll have to put up your rent then mate
Do you want a cat flap installing in the front door for easier access
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I'll get the Missus to do the bacon then mate, as long as you like it black or extremely black she'll be fine![]()
I used nail scissors and a glass nail file!Might be the sulphur content in the metal of the nail clippers then Trisha![]()
Uh ...that might workAs long as the Auto-pilot works while you get the hang of things I don't mind![]()
I can well imagine the 'attitude' ....couldn't help thinking of Blakey!It's just our warped sense of humour. Anyone that tells us what to do out on the road, has to be the enemy of all bus driversHaving said that though, some inspectors can be little Hitlers, so I guess it's justified
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Where are our Dovpo s at Bob, any chance of them for Xmas
Thats not bacon, it`s charcoal![]()
I used nail scissors and a glass nail file!![]()
Not a very good host is he, Tel, must have decent Bacon sarnies to keep us going.
I have made it over here fancy doing a runner and not telling me![]()
Glad you're happy with your accommodation BurnieWhat time would you like breakfast in the morning mate ?? I'm no good at bacon, but I can rustle up some nice thick porridge
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I'll get that Ian.Seeing as i arrived so late i got a bed in the kitchen
Bleedin' useless cook you are, I want my toasted bacon sarnies, hope your missus don't let you in her kitchen![]()
I'll get the Missus to do the bacon then mate, as long as you like it black or extremely black she'll be fine![]()
Thats not bacon, it`s charcoal![]()
Not a very good host is he, Tel, must have decent Bacon sarnies to keep us going.
Too bloody true bob, my wife works part time at a bacon/sausage packing centre and gets freebies now and thenI am partial to a bit of pig mate, with richmond sausage the cream of the crop for me
I do like my bacon crispy, but not burnt to a bloody cinder
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I like my bacon to see the pan but not to change colour
Too bloody true bob, my wife works part time at a bacon/sausage packing centre and gets freebies now and thenI am partial to a bit of pig mate, with richmond sausage the cream of the crop for me
I do like my bacon crispy, but not burnt to a bloody cinder
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