FDA to ban child safe bottles.

[breno]

"We did tests and discovered a child could strain his hand trying to get the top off, he might also use his teeth to get a better grips and break them too."

Post what you would ban!!

 

[happily]

I think kids also choke to easy on the plastic and tinfoil that cold medicine's are sealed in. Get rid of that stuff

 

[eric]

I would ban Nutritional Facts and Quarantines for contagious terminal diseases.

 

[surbitonPete]

I think the FDA should ban children because there are too many dangers in being alive.

 

[eric]

I think the FDA should ban children because there are too many dangers in being alive.

I like this point.

Except there isn't enough bureaucratic double-speak to make such a statement politically correct.

 

[KrispyKrink]

I like this point.

Except there isn't enough bureaucratic double-speak to make such a statement politically correct.

"In a world without children, we could eventually eliminate Global Warming." - Al Gore Addressing the UN in 2020

 

[brandeeashlynn]

How about the ban of the FDA. Traces of corruption have been found and have been linked to cancer.

 

[Drunkwaco]

How about the ban of the FDA. Traces of corruption have been found and have been linked to cancer.

OWNED!!!!!!!
I would ban Stupid people from taking helm at powerful companys like the FDA, Government , And the cheese factory.

 

[ichaya]

The FDA has extensively tested a substance that has been shown to be FATAL to all mammals, and reptiles.

Testing by submersion into this compound for times as little as 4 minutes has been fatal in all test subjects.

Therefore the sales, possession, distribution, and consumption of Di-Hydrogen oxide should be stopped.


Folks that is water!

 

[Nestran]

I would ban bans.

Wait... Crud.... Now I'm stuck in an infinite loop.

Nestran

 

[lvlninety9]

What we should ban is the governments ability to make law without putting it to a vote by the general public. Maybe if that happened Big Biz might start lining our pockets instead of government officials.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Ban sloppy or sensationalist journalism - get back to telling the TRUTH for a change!

 

[Superstargoddess]

Let's ban children from going outside, since they MAY run out in front of a car and get killed while they are playing.

 

[Boston George]

Just ban free thought and be done with it.

The Thought Police would solve all our problems...

 

[PakAdayX50]

FDA Adverse event report: electronic cigarette:

I have been using the e-cig for the last 15 weeks. Before that, I smoked 1 to 3 packs of tobacco cigarettes per day for 50 years. Yesterday, someone offered me a cigarette and I could not force myself to light it. I can only attribute this involuntary abstinence to the effects of e-cig use and resulting revulsion I now experience when smelling the smoke produced by burning tobacco. Please get these things off the market so I can go back to killing myself.

 

[hobbes4]

Lets ban gas stations. The fumes we breath while filling our tanks have been know to cause cancer and birth defects so they must be banned.

 

[kyles0623]

Id Ban cigarettes. Cigarettes are bad, MhmKay.

 

[Ryle]

I like the idea of banning children

 

[Zofryer]

A really small child could be a choking hazard to a larger child, so they should ban children to save the children.

 

[Mac]

We should ban the following:

Flouride
Calcium Carbide
Capsium
The combustion engine
Oil refinery's
Jobs that pay more then 6 figures
The federal government
Spongebob
Lawsuits
Turtlenecks
Organized religion
state police
Speed limits
Marijauna prohibition
nuclear power
veggie burgers
cabbage
jobs that pay less then 25 thousand per year
paycheck advance companies
nazi groups
anti prostitution laws
emo music
and most importantly: The male nipple.