Funniest sales Quote yet !!!

[BuzzKill]

Quote " These are all you ever wanted in a 306 atty and however you want it…Whatever your mood or preference there is something here for all devices. "


Now this has got to be the most over the top out to lunch sales line I have heard for a long time !!
I take it that my grilled cheese sandwich will now taste better OR my car will use less gas or ??? these are better than any atty ever made and will make everything better because we have them LMAO !


Sorry but this just Kills me , the crap that E-cig suppliers will say is amazing.

 

[Riverwolf]

damn I already ordered some from somewhere else ....wonder if I can send mine back and get these they sound so much better.....LOL

 

[BuzzKill]

I am sure they are cheaper ???


OK my new QUote " This .... just works " ( well sometimes )

 

[Bovinia]

But will it fetch your beer for you too?! LMAO

 

[BuzzKill]

But will it fetch your beer for you too?! LMAO

If it did that I would definitely pay EXTRA ~! LOL

I just saw a BMW commercial " perfect engineering , perfect Fit , perfect ??? ) regarding the M3

 

[alldayvape]

I know who said that ... lol. yeh and did u see the price??? rip off

 

[BuzzKill]

Ok our new pitch " A timeless blend of performance and durability "











Stolen from a Jaguar commercial .

 

[jazdale]

My favorite from a consultant,
"I'm selling profit, how much would you like to buy?"

 

[Poppa D]

That's nice.

 

[BuzzKill]

My favorite from a consultant,
"I'm selling profit, how much would you like to buy?"

I like that one !

 

[Rosco]

My favorite from a consultant,
"I'm selling profit, how much would you like to buy?"

I had a girl in the Phillipines say something like that to me...more than once.

I shipped out.

 

[Wharf Rat]

Best commercial in a long time........ even made my wife laugh.

 

[BuzzKill]

nice
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[5cardstud]

Cheech and Chong did my favorite commercial. It goes something like this:

Howdy high there friends! This is your old pal, El Monte Slim- tellin' ya'll ta come on down here to Widetrack and Wilmington...HOTDANG we got some mighty fine deals for ya in cars...and today we're havin' a special,Free washers and dryers so you can do your laundry while you look and free lollipops for the kiddies. Talk about a sucker, lookit this sucker over here! it's a 1963 chevy pick up, white of coarse... it's gotch yer radio, gotch yer heater...and it's gotch yer Easy Rider Rifle Rack that holds not one, not two, but thareee of your favorite rifles.

 

[Bluzeman]

Ha ha! I remember that. I don't think HOTDANG was the word they used though.

Remember this one?

Announcer.
Anyone having any contact with Debbie Hempsy please go immediately to the free clinic.

Chong.
Hey, isn't that your old lady man?

Cheech.
Not any more man!

 

[5cardstud]

Ha ha! I remember that. I don't think HOTDANG was the word they used though.

Remember this one?

Announcer.
Anyone having any contact with Debbie Hempsy please go immediately to the free clinic.

Chong.
Hey, isn't that your old lady man?

Cheech.
Not any more man!

That was funny and your right on the word. I changed it for the sake of the forum.
How about where they think thhe cops are behind them. Here eat this and this etc.......Oh it was only an ambulance.

 

[Bluzeman]

Or, "Abel Baker Charlie to Roger..."

OK, we'll stop there.

 

[5cardstud]

Or, "Abel Baker Charlie to Roger..."

OK, we'll stop there.

That was great.

 

[gel drops]

BMW he he I live about two miles from there factory that place is Very Large!

 

[5cardstud]

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