GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #121.for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

[tiggerrts]

12/15 - 2: You will survive Wally world Angel, just finished myself; but good luck. So if I am reading this right almost all people would like a white christmas. Okay I will work on that.

 

[LynnNC]

12/15 #2
@angelphyre I can commiserate with you on the babysitting! Since my daughter and grandson live here with me, I'm the built in babysitter. Some times it's not so bad, other times I want to move them both to the west coast! Well I would send my daughter to the west coast, I'd keep the grandson here with me! Lol

 

[LynnNC]

12/15 - 2: You will survive Wally world Angel, just finished myself; but good luck. So if I am reading this right almost all people would like a white christmas. Okay I will work on that.

12/15 #3
Don't send snow my way if you don't mind! Could you send my snow to liblue please?

 

[tiggerrts]

12/15 - 3: TIOA Sns 4 Eps 6: Two weeks ago, no matter what they did or do, see or hear; something just did not seem right, something less, to some - This week: Everyone, no matter what was happening, was still happy. Under the circumstances, as all had left the island to go home to family. There were more lights going up.

 

[CountBoredom]

12/15 #6
Need to leave for my daughter's band performance. Good night, Treefam!

 

[Roadtrip635]

THEY ARE REALLY OUT THERE & So Are Their Stories . . .

(Must read them all to get to the real punchline at the end . . .)

ONE

Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.

I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register andplaced it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

(But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they keptasking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy.

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Just use paper from thephotocopier', the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

A Brunette, by the way!!

SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...


NOW - Something to think about . . .


Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!

1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3.No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4.People call at 8 PMand ask, "Did I wake you?"

5.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.Things you buy now won't wear out.

8.You can eat supper at 5 PM.

9.You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

11. You can't remember who sent you this list.

12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


AND - LAST, But Not The Least >
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Spoiler: Not for those who are easily affected . . .

And remember: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night ! ! !
It is too awful to contemplate.

That was awesome!

That last bit reminded me of a story about a friend of mine that didn't like chocolate. We had a friend that didn't like chocolate, who doesn't like chocolate? We asked him why and he would never tell us. One day his Mom came to visit and we all went out to dinner and his GF asked his Mom the question. Why doesn't Curtis like chocolate, he refuses to tell any of us why? His Mom starts laughing and the look on his face was priceless.

When he was a little boy, he loved chocolate and one day she had left him at the house and went to the store. She had warned him several times and explained that it wasn't candy, it was medicine, but he didn't listen. He went to the medicine cabinet and opened and ate a full box of chocolate Exlax! You can imagine the consequences.....

Of course the entire table is rolling in laughter, his GF especially. She was laughing so hard, she had tears running down her cheek. His Mom went on explain the agony he was in, and I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time and probably a little scary, but all these years later it was hilarious. Poor Curtis, sat there beyond embarrassed and I tried to console him a bit. I told him, that's what Mom's do, they tell embarrassing stories about you to your girlfriend.

 

[KatzWh1skers]

12/15 #1
Finally home from all my errands.... Ready to settle into some netflix ....
I think there's been a bit of a mix up ...as I've got your perfect light dusting of snow for Christmas here in the High Desert @DaleH1985
I think USPS must be delivering the snow this year
Ahhh ... it's a tiggerrts episode Christmas
Still feelin punk so wishing you all a pleasant evening

 

[Slowone2]

12/15 1
Hello treefam. Hope everyone has a great evening.

 

[Roadtrip635]

12/15 #1
Finally home from all my errands.... Ready to settle into some netflix ....
I think there's been a bit of a mix up ...as I've got your perfect light dusting of snow for Christmas here in the High Desert @DaleH1985
I think USPS must be delivering the snow this year
Ahhh ... it's a tiggerrts episode Christmas
Still feelin punk so wishing you all a pleasant evening

12/15 #2

I hope you get to feeling better soon!

 

[Fuzzy Thunderbear]

12/15 #3

He went to the medicine cabinet and opened and ate a full box of chocolate Exlax!

My wife did that same thing when she was a child, but today, she is still a chocoholic.


Well, it is snowing like a sum-of-bits out there (relax - "sum-of-bits" is a Fuzzy computer math term). Anyhooooo..... been busy as a beaver all day, so just now getting back here.

 

[Roadtrip635]

12/15 #3

My wife did that same thing when she was a child, but today, she is still a chocoholic.


Well, it is snowing like a sum-of-bits out there (relax - "sum-of-bits" is a Fuzzy computer math term). Anyhooooo..... been busy as a beaver all day, so just now getting back here.

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12/15 #3

Unfortunately, Curtis never got over it. Like his Mom told us, "That's what he gets for not listening to his Momma!"

 

[rangerrobin]

12/15 #6

12/15 #1
Finally home from all my errands.... Ready to settle into some netflix ....
I think there's been a bit of a mix up ...as I've got your perfect light dusting of snow for Christmas here in the High Desert @DaleH1985
I think USPS must be delivering the snow this year
Ahhh ... it's a tiggerrts episode Christmas
Still feelin punk so wishing you all a pleasant evening

Good vibes...

12/15 1
Hello treefam. Hope everyone has a great evening.

I've been wonderin' where you've been and hope you're doin' okay.

12/15 #3

Unfortunately, Curtis never got over it. Like his Mom told us, "That's what he gets for not listening to his Momma!"

Funny story!

 

[Fuzzy Thunderbear]

12/15 #4

Yep, that's the place.

Hey Mac, after he gets to Lackland, ask him which BMTS (basic military training squadron) he got assigned to. I was in 3701st BMTS... in 1967.

 

[tiggerrts]

12/15 - Time for bed, good night all; sleep well.
@mac63 Congratulations and you must be so very proud, my hat is off to you.

 

[Uncle]

@jpf880 & @Slowone2 . . . Good to see Ya' both posting . . .

I might be creating a monster!

Ya Think - but then again it would serve her parents right for leaving her with you all the time . . . Just Sayin' . . .

Nice review, Uncle! Shawn may have some competition yet...

I appreciate the compliment - THANKS . . .

However, Not even close to being anything like @Shawn Hoefer writes . . .

Don't send snow my way if you don't mind! Could you send my snow to liblue please?

HEY @tiggerrts - What She Said ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ , really THANKS - but don't really want any snow down here in South Florida right now . . . Just Sayin' . . .


Okay - It's that time again . . .


For "Everyone" In NEED . . .

"GOOD VIBES" & "Healing Thoughts"​

. . . are being sent "Your" Way Still​

Once again - For all of the 'Tree-Peeps" already gone to bed and those about to go . . .


Hope Ya' have very restful night and pleasant dreams . . .

Okay - I'm done for the Day . . .

It's . . .

AND - I'm off . . .

Good "MoringNite" All - See Ya' Tomorrow . . .

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[rangerrobin]

Good Night / G'Mornin' and Good Vibes Tree Fam!

 

[Roadtrip635]

12/15 #4

I got vapemail today. Everyday gets better with vapemail!

 

[Fuzzy Thunderbear]

12/15 #5

I think they're right. It's nighty nights time... Talk at ya tomorrow Tree Peeps.

 

[teemae]

12-15
Hey peeps. Spent the day running errands and helping my daughter, who is getting ready to move. Still not feeling well, and the soonest I can see the doc is next Tuesday, so thank you for bearing with me while I am almost absent.

Take care of you all

Smile.

 

[Shawn Hoefer]

I appreciate the compliment - THANKS . . .

However, Not even close to being anything like @Shawn Hoefer writes . . .

It is a good review and covered all the salient points... I find no obvious flaws. Nicely done.

And, flattery will likely get you another review in the morning

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