GLASSMANOAK'S Contest Thread #147 for WINNERS and with MULTIPLE WINNERS !!

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tiggerrts

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6/17 - 1: Good morning all, 1 and a half hours of sleep does not cut it. Trimming the dad gum yard, and taking a break. Then when I am done with that before the heat I will come back and describe my work day yesterday, before I crash for a nap. And still no coffee on my part.........

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Here's to everyone having a great Friday and troubles melting away.
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6/17 - 1: Good morning all, 1 and a half hours of sleep does not cut it. Trimming the dad gum yard, and taking a break. Then when I am done with that before the heat I will come back and describe my work day yesterday, before I crash for a nap. And still no coffee on my part.........

Just because it is a good song


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Not sure how you're makin it, but just keep swimming ;)
 

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Breakfast, prune, nap
6/17 - 2: The birds are eating happily all day, I have eaten already. Not a lot of pruning left, may way for tomorrow or another. Poor peach tree, storm got her. She will live and be much much much stronger. For our purposes I am tired of third person second.... Okay so boss will be hmmmmm Matt, and I will be hmmmmmm Robbie.

6:02 or close in the morning.... ring goes the cell phone, get it and answer. "Good morning Robbie! How are you doing toady?!?" I "Howdy, well; and you." "Did you hear from (another employee below me) that the builder called me yesterday?" "Yes, and I have written a note for him, and when the builder gets here we are going to have a meeting?" "You know what this is over?" "Yes, and I have written a note for the builder, and when he gets here we are going to have a meeting." "Oh no, I am headed that way now!!!" Hangs up, I know he is coming.... bite the hand that feeds you?

So the boss is coming to see me in the building, I walk the whole building picking up all the spent liquid bull drinks, water containers, Styrofoam crushed cups, spent cigarettes and the old boxes they were in. I made a huge pile right on top of the letter I wrote to the builder. Sparky "the name for electrician's" In very large bold print letters in pencil, come read it and talk to me....... I will wait all day. Let me handle this problem. The boss had never come so fast and so well dressed. Johnny on the spot. "Hey Robbie!?!" "Hey Matt." "So you know the builder is mad that he found an empty pizza box in the house?" "Yes, and if I step on that I break my foot, if I walk over there I cut my leg; if I do not watch over there I cut my hand." "I don't get it? The builder is mad." "Right it is a pizza box. I can break my foot or leg here, cut my leg there; and arm there." "I do not get it. The builder is mad, he found an empty pizza box in the building."
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Mornin all.
Gee I can't believe I'm actually on here before the big pick for this week's winner :eek:
Usually I'm sittin here wit my first cuppa coffee... reading about who won..and then movin over to the new thread to catch up there!
All you can do is plan @Mandikay ... and it sounds like you've been all over that for months now. :thumb: It's that rushin around last minute that can be nerve-wracking... but it sure sounds like you've been stayin on top o things:)
Nothin we can do about unexpected things .... if there are any it will just add to the specialness of the day ..somethin you can look back..and hopefully laugh about and say ... remember that?! .... so don;t stress ;) A friend of mine had a hot air balloon ride featured into their reception...and the dang thing took off on a gust ... The chase was on ...and the balloon finally ended up making a not so perfect landing out in a farmer's field ...and dumping both the bride in her wedding dress and groom right out of the basket and sprawling unceremoniously onto the ground ...What a memory that made! :p But you're not goin on any hot air balloon rides, so no worries :rolleyes:
Good Luck everybody!
*Edit* ...:lol: ..aw man...I thought it was Saturday! ...:lol:
I guess TOMORROW I'll be wakin up and checkin to see who won!!
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Thanks @jpf880 ..I figured somethin was wrong ...no TICK TOCK .... no mad rush to get those 6 posts in :sneaky:
....hahahhahaha.... well..... :blush: ...I guess that gives me one more whole week day to get some more done!
(..and it will secretly feel like I got TWO Saturdays this week!! :D:p:thumbs:
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6/17 - 3: "Matt, it is a pizza box. I can break my foot on that; pointing, cut my leg on that, pointing. You get the point. This is a pizza box." I kid you not for the first twenty minutes he could not or would not acknowledge that deadly pizza box would make the builder so mad; when used 2X4's are on the ground, used 3" pipe, dust, debris. Watch your step and your head, and your eyes. Pizza box. "Hey matt, do you know () went to the hospital, maybe concussion?" pizza box "Hey Matt do you know that () was out on Tuesday due to heat stroke?" pizza box "Do you know that two other () () had to be forced to take breaks because they were showing signs of heat stroke?" I am not kidding. pizza box. "I do not give a :censored: about the pizza box! I will take a match and light that :censored::censored: on fire!!! It is a :censored: PIZZA BOX!!!" "I don't get it?"


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it's the actual wedding itself I'm nervous for... Soooo much to do, I just want everything to go smoothly

Of Course - Ya' Do . . .
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I'm such a perfectionist, I think I just drive myself crazy haha..

Ya' Think . . .
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AND - While I would normally agree with what others have said, I'm going to go out on a limb to tell "You" to forget everything they have said and start believing and expecting that everything that can go wrong - WILL ! ! !

It's going to Storm/Rain/Thunder All Day . . . There is Flooding - so the Roads & Bridges are out with no way to get to the festivities . . . The Dress is not the one "You" wanted and the Dressmaker sent another one that will Not fit "You" . . . The Groom leaves you stranded at the alter, because he is still asleep and hungover from the bachelor party . . . No One Show's Up at the Wedding and only go to the Reception thinking there will be free booze . . . The Caterer brought the "Soft" food for the Senior Center, instead of what you order for a formal sit down dinner . . . The Florist brought flower arrangements for a funeral . . . The Photographer turns out to be a 5 year old w/ a Brownie camera . . . The band that one of your bridesmaid hired, actually turned out to be the whole High School Marching Band that was supposed to play at a charity community concert that you arranged for next month too . . . etc., etc., etc.


So - Whatever "You" are expecting to happen right now - won't be as bad as what actually will happen on "Your Wedding Day" . . . Just Sayin' . . . Congratulations . . .
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