That's terrible what they did to you !
Very terrible! They literally tried to beat the Indian out you.
Dat splains it
You mean....dat sprains it don't you??
Don't worry about it, I am sure they'd have a good laff at us if we tried to speak Mandarin : )
Ha! Specially those of us who could possibly have just the teeny tiniest smidgeon of a southern accent........ Picture Paula Deen tryin to talk Chinese!