I humbly request membership in the ProVarinati. Although I have walked the path a mere two weeks and am only a simple neophyte, I have sincerely seen the light. I have put aside my
mods and will think of them no more, sold them even (distributed among the vast unwashed), I solely worship ProVari. I will worship no others. I have obtained (by hook and by crook) the required thurible but have yet to acquire the holy myrhh. When such does come to pass, I shall anoint ProVari the one and only.
I would be supremely grateful if you will accept me as a member in your great and holy quest.