My precious is finally here! I and two people stayed at home to wait for the holy knock ( just in case.
Three ears are better than one) The tap came but the precious slipped away with me running after and crying. Only a orange slip was left leaving me wondering if I was not worthy. But alas, through the down pour and flash flooded streets I trudged this morning to retrieve my precious from the hands of the unworthy. Worrying the whole while if the precious would be ok. Knowing she was sad and lonely, I walked into the land of nondelivereds and waited so ever patiently and with great respect for those who were in control of the precious. After tedious minutes, I finally had my precious in my hand! Carefully wrapping the box in a plastic cover, I made my way back to her new home. Humbly, I opened the box and beheld the tiny beauty that was now mine to care for and cherish and was amazed.
Ive been
vaping nonstop since I arrived back home and all I can say is:
Thank you Mr. Bad.
Thank you Ms. Ocelot.
Thank you for making me drink the kool aid.
And for all those that are on the fence
JUST GET A PROVARI!