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Thank you, perhaps April is not alone....I really did enjoy getting to see your family. They are quite a group. You and your husband have a great deal to be proud of, even if you remain elevator virgins....
Okay (sighs with great reluctance-as if you needed to twist my arm to get me to tell such a tale), if I remember it correctly:
Dusty had been on vacation for a few days. As a first time parent of an only child, he and his wife were reluctant to follow the sage advice of Bridget (a veteran multi-child parent) to put their child in any sort of program for an hour so they could go...well...you know. Take care of their adult needs. Isn't it cute how only child parents are? By the time I got my third son, we would let the older ones juggle knives if it would shut them up for ten minutes. Anyway...I digress...
So anyway, I was talking to Dusty about this (I think Bridget had previously come into the conversation cause she was on vacation at the same time) on Facebook. So I told Dusty, "dude, just get you an elevator quickie". Of course, he was like, "that is crazy, lion, are you insane!". And I reminded him who he was talking to. Then he said, "well how does that work?" So I explained that you just pull the emergency stop thingy and start taking your girls clothes off. Now depending on your modesty level, you may wish to make sure there is no security camera in the elevator....whatever. He was like, "but what if the cops and fire department come?" And I pointed out that the minimum response time for this sort of thing would be 10 minutes, likely more like 15 minutes. In a public setting with that much adrenaline and energy, more than enough time. You know, kind of like the mile high club deal. I don't know if either couple followed my questionable advice.
They acted like it was weird or something....
Dusty had been on vacation for a few days. As a first time parent of an only child, he and his wife were reluctant to follow the sage advice of Bridget (a veteran multi-child parent) to put their child in any sort of program for an hour so they could go...well...you know. Take care of their adult needs. Isn't it cute how only child parents are? By the time I got my third son, we would let the older ones juggle knives if it would shut them up for ten minutes. Anyway...I digress...
So anyway, I was talking to Dusty about this (I think Bridget had previously come into the conversation cause she was on vacation at the same time) on Facebook. So I told Dusty, "dude, just get you an elevator quickie". Of course, he was like, "that is crazy, lion, are you insane!". And I reminded him who he was talking to. Then he said, "well how does that work?" So I explained that you just pull the emergency stop thingy and start taking your girls clothes off. Now depending on your modesty level, you may wish to make sure there is no security camera in the elevator....whatever. He was like, "but what if the cops and fire department come?" And I pointed out that the minimum response time for this sort of thing would be 10 minutes, likely more like 15 minutes. In a public setting with that much adrenaline and energy, more than enough time. You know, kind of like the mile high club deal. I don't know if either couple followed my questionable advice.
They acted like it was weird or something....
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No need for all that. I just told it publicly. I am not sure if Dusty will appreciate it or not....oh well.
No, I'm the one that recommended he utilize the children's program at the resort, for just a short time during the day.. I might have done that once or twice..
ETA: And no, we did not follow the Mighty Lion's advice!
ETA: And no, we did not follow the Mighty Lion's advice!
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And now the awkward moment of truth for Robin. As a sub-moderator, does she let the story stand? I think it is certainly pushing the envelope, but I also believe that the basic levels of decency were maintained as some minimum levels.
Now, even if she is forgiving, what sort of justice does the mighty full moderator Dusty render, I wonder....he does wield the mighty Ban-Hammer. It is a good story that is more or less square with the facts...I suppose only time will tell.
Now, even if she is forgiving, what sort of justice does the mighty full moderator Dusty render, I wonder....he does wield the mighty Ban-Hammer. It is a good story that is more or less square with the facts...I suppose only time will tell.
Geeze, I never had to worry about it. When my kids were small, my first husband and I were too broke to take vacations. When were starting to get more financially able, he started getting into illegal substances. There went any extra money.
No, I'm the one that recommended he utilize the children's program at the resort, for just a short time during the day.. I might have done that once or twice..
How is that? I corrected it, I think.
Such a shame, so you also are an E.V.?
Man, I have so much work left to do in the world...
Thank you for the story 
I won't publicly discuss my solutions for that scenario, but there are solutions! Hoping they found one.
I won't publicly discuss my solutions for that scenario, but there are solutions! Hoping they found one.
Not sure how far that pushes the envelope.... I'll let Dusty make the call.
Technically, yes. Um, with Mr. Robin, lets just say we have done a very rapid walk to the room after the doors open.
Thank you for the story
I won't publicly discuss my solutions for that scenario, but there are solutions! Hoping they found one.
Well when did the girl who used to strip naked for joyrides, and jettison young men out of the car if anything 'arose' get so modest?
I know Dusty did, and I will allow that part of this tale to remain private, or told only by him.
Not sure how far that pushes the envelope.... I'll let Dusty make the call.
Technically, yes. Um, with Mr. Robin, lets just say we have done a very rapid walk to the room after the doors open.
That is so cool. Kudos to Mr Robin!!
I walk out of that elevator like I own the place. I always try to send it to the lobby before beginning such a misadventure.
There are bathrooms and balconies to use after the little ones are sleeping.
There you go! I like the balcony idea, especially if you are at the beach, you know?
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