Try maple syrup on your crawdad heads next time. That'll make you like maple.
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Try maple syrup on your crawdad heads next time. That'll make you like maple.
I just figgered if maple syrup tastes like the above ingredients to them I'd just use the real thing no sense in using something artificial .
Nice try, but I have a self-described Coonass for a Sister-in-Law. (Relax, Dusty, it's a Bayou expression). Opelousas, St, Landry's Parish. Her Dad likes to get drunk and tell Boudreau and Tribideau Jokes. Her Mom, an excellent cook by the local's accounts, did all the cooking and catering for the Wedding Weekend. Though she did admit to "Toning it down a bit" for us out-of-towners. I think I gained at least five pounds that weekend. Good Stuff.
so, no, I don't need you to cook pond water and dried leaves....
Always got time for a good Boudreaux joke or Justin Wilson for that matter .
Justin Wilson cracked me up. It was kind of sad to see his last programs done with him relegated to a chair. But then, he was old as dirt so it had to be expected. I liked how he never measured anything and would prove how he was always right.
They still rerun his show on pbs here , his delivery was absolutely deadpan but that just made it funnier IMO .Justin Wilson cracked me up. It was kind of sad to see his last programs done with him relegated to a chair. But then, he was old as dirt so it had to be expected. I liked how he never measured anything and would prove how he was always right.
Tribideau was relaxing along the Bayou, when Boudreaux came by in his punte(?) covered in alligator hides.
"Eh, Boudreaux, where you going ?"
"Tribideau, I am going Gator Hunting ! Wanta come wit Me ?"
"No, Boudreaux, not this time."
Several days later, Boudreaux passed by with Snake Skins covering his punte.
"Eh, Boudreaux, where you going today ?"
"Tribideau, I am going Rattlesnake Hunting. You should come, too !"
"No, Boudreaux, not this time."
A week later, Boudreaux passes with Cat furs covering his punte.
"HEY- Hey Boudreaux ! I am going this time !"
(Forgive me if I've misspelled punte, the Bayou term for boat)
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Boudreaux was courting a pretty girl named Evangeline and when Boudreaux went to kissin her she shoved him off an tole him " Boudreaux Idone tole you I won't take up with no man lessen he brings me a pair of dem alligator shoes like dem city girls got ! " . Boudreaux disappeared for 3 days on the bayou and Tribideau spotted him staggerin into town lookin all tore up and rushed over to help his friend . He said " Boudreaux where you bin , you looks a mess ! " Boudreaux tells him " My gal Evangeline wants a pair of dem alligator shoes like dem city girls got so I went on the bayou and found me da biggest , meanest gator you never saw before again in your life an I rassled that rascal all day an all night an when I finally dun flipped that rascal on his back , you know dat damn alligator ain't had no shoes on ! ".
Truck driving Thibideaux .
Thibodeaux used to have a job as a long-haul truck driver, and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for three straight weeks. As he is driving through Nevada, he stops into a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want de ugliest woman you got in de house, and a bologna sandwich !!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." Thibodeaux replies, "Listen Cher, I knows what I wants. I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
Thibodeaux used to have a job as a long-haul truck driver, and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for three straight weeks. As he is driving through Nevada, he stops into a house of ill repute just outside of Las Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want de ugliest woman you got in de house, and a bologna sandwich !!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." Thibodeaux replies, "Listen Cher, I knows what I wants. I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
Good Sunday morning to you all! First cup with some White Lie. Later we'll proceed to the kitchen with some Black Cheery Cavendish and "Dragon's Fire".
Watch out! The Cookie Monster is coming!
Watch out! The Cookie Monster is coming!
I may live up north now and only because I fell in love
Let me tell you somethin'
I was a sparkle in my parents eyes when they met down in New Awlins' !! Conceived in Lake Charles Louisiana, born in Mississippi when my parents lived in La Place. Lived in Lafayette after being raised in Mississippi. I STILL don't like Huntsman, it tastes nothin like good maple syrup to me!!! hehe How bout dem Saints?! Who DAT!
That's cuz the cold weather has a bad effect on a southerner , loss of taste is one of the symptoms , that and you musta sprained your tastebuds trying to get flavor out of dat yankee food , the only thing we boil down here is seafood , I heard tell dey boil dere potroasts up dere , damn the Saints but love'm anyway .I may live up north now and only because I fell in love
GRRRRRRR Oh uninformed one - those are sugar maple trees.
Oh uninformed one - those are sugar maple trees. Well you finely got it right. Grass and dried leaves with essence of pond water.
You tell 'em retic! And if that don't work show them northerners what's what, show 'em your snake collection!!!
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Hmmm well I'm honestly disappointed. Blade is just not working for me. In my silica wicks the blade tasted like minty burnt camp fire and I built my own custom coils and using cotton wick and I still get it. The cinful apple and just peachy taste fine. But I'm honestly disappointed because it smells great but it's tasting so bad
See, this is where you're wrong.
We northerners get the first and best of maple syrup. It's kinda our thing.
We know maple. Not that artificial garbage some of my FL in-laws call maple. (And every restaurant I ever went to while I was stationed in GA)
Besides, Huntsman isn't a maple syrup vape. That would be way too cloying. It's a maple tobacco vape, and it's fantastic. I love DF, but Huntsman blows it out of the water. Don't blame me if your taste buds are inadequate.
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Have a Safe and Blessed Sunday
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