Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD

[beckyblue]

...Whew! long story short...

I know that my reiterating it is getting a little old, but I so appreciate getting to know your stories a little more. I'm thrilled that you actually managed to reconnect with your girl, Chak. How fantastic for the both of you!!

Good morning Army! I'm off to Ames for work and will be back tonight, loving this new job of mine I must say, so far I am home 2 or 3 times as much, and mostly in time for the kiddos bedtime!

Woohoo! Now THAT is just what I've been talking about when it comes to your demanding line of work, Carbon (like to call you that and get a little Modest Mouse in my head)...finally, a little more time at home with those young kidlets!

Well whatever it is, I like it. Oddly enough, I like hot redheads with insanely large breasts and revealing outfits....

You and your oddball, eccentric tastes, Lion!

...just so much accomplished today. It feels good. Did I mention beer? So I think I'll go do the treadmill for a bit. I should sleep soundly tonight. I've been vaping Serendipity for the past four days and you know what?...I think I could do this juice all the time. Like an all day vape...all hours....each month. Good shi....uhhh....good stuff.

With all the schlepping that you described, I do hope the libations made that "day off" feel a little less strenuous than it sounds to me! I was going to post a little mooning over Serendipity, myself, in fact. I'm finally going to call the DF steeped enough on the weekend, but the Serendipity that my super-sweet-favoring aunt gave me back has joined the Huntsman and the HA on my short list of the mega-delicious!

Well there is a lot to be said for just being yourself. Shortcomings and all.

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde

Which actually led to one of my best pranks of the year....but I digress.

Digress! I love to hear about an excellent prank!

Happy trails, Papaw, and good morning to all! Papaw, I bet you are SO tired of this one, but now it's in my head, and I thought I'd try to get it into all of your heads, too...



Have a lovely Tuesday, everyone!!

 

[JJOOHHNN]

Good morning everyone. I thought I would mention that 76bridget (a frequent poster in the section) is fantastic.

 

[beckyblue]

Good morning everyone. I thought I would mention that 76bridget (a frequent poster in the section) is fantastic.

You know she's married, right?!

 

[MwSlim]

Good morning Army!! This homeowner stuff has been taking up all my time and I haven't been able to pop into this thread as much as I'd like to. Hope everyone has a great day!


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[Chakris]

I'll probably do that, but what does that mean? " it lost it's complexity"

What does this new Pirates Booty taste like? How does it taste different to last fall's batch? Just want to know what I would be missing out on

Thanks!

NETs are very subject to harvest conditions and don't always taste the same as a previous lot. Think of nets as specific wine from a specific vineyard and you'll get the idea - some years are better or worse than others and some are absolutely outstanding in spite of everything other than the weather being the same.

What she said,,, , Drew. I vaped PB for a month back in Oct. and I could not for the life of me figure out what I was vaping. One day it was exotic spices, the next it was peanuts; it was constantly changing and morphing into something else - so intriguing it was. This year it's a good vape, but it's just kinda THERE.... and not moving. I do have another bottle of it and I'm hoping that it'll morph into something special with time, who knows.

Good advice, for it sounds like your palette matches his better than mine. I would never, ever swap out Pirate's Booty....but that is me.

Fill those hands up again as soon as you can.

Eddard, did you try the Pirate's Booty back in the fall? It's just not the same animal as the new year's batch.

You know she's married, right?!

Sometimes the lights all shinin on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it's been.

Truckin, Im a goin home. whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin on.
Hey now get back truckin home.

Keep on truckin' on, BeckyBlue!!! Great song, haven't heard that in ages and ages...

 

[Chakris]

Ya'll have a great day! This puppy is heading for bed.

 

[JJOOHHNN]

You know she's married, right?!

Who cares if she is married or not? She saved me from a slow painful death by juice deprivation.

That makes her fantastic in my book. Actually I knew she was married, I have a girl anyway but my girl does not have any juice.

 

[JJOOHHNN]

Oh cares if she is married or not? She saved me from a slow painful death by juice deprivation.

That makes her fantastic in my book. Actually I knew she was married, I have a girl anyway but my girl does not have any juice.

OMG I just realized how awful this sounds. hmmmm

This was all meant in the most innocent way.

 

[MrPicC]

Hey y'all.
I erased my fb account and made a new one. Of your getting requests from picc yournose that's me
Add me baxk into the hhv group please!

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[DrewGrimey]

Oh no! no serendipity in the samples list

 

[Blix]

Oh no! no serendipity in the samples list

Huh, I see samples in 6ml, 15ml, 30ml and 50ml......

 

[gthompson]

Huh, I see samples in 6ml, 15ml, 30ml and 50ml......

Beat me to it.

 

[Bronze]

Beat me to it.

You're slowin' down chimp. Yuh know what they do with slow monkeys in China right?

 

[Dusty_D]

You're slowin' down chimp. Yuh know what they do with slow monkeys in China right?

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They'd need a bigger bowl for "our" monkey's brain.. just sayin'!

 

[EddardinWinter]

Eddard, did you try the Pirate's Booty back in the fall? It's just not the same animal as the new year's batch.

Keep on truckin' on, BeckyBlue!!! Great song, haven't heard that in ages and ages...

I did. I did not notice a dramatic difference. Is it possible your palette has changed, or have several of you discussed and found this true as a group? I find the palette change happens to me with juices...

 

[Bronze]

I did. I did not notice a dramatic difference. Is it possible your palette has changed, or have several of you discussed and found this true as a group? I find the palette change happens to me with juices...

It changed. The rapturous sweetness became faint and a grassy note emerged. I'll order another bottle in the fall and see how it is. Yes, even the extract will change with time. DF once had a slight dessert-like (cakey) note to it. That's gone. Same batch of extract.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Okay, Ms Becky Blue, you know how I hate to discuss my own hijinks, but for you I will do it. Here is my original slightly edited version of the prank. To set the tone, I had "notified" Ms Dean of her award in reality. I actually got a response from her thanking me for the award but it was a pretty sterile email.

So I had some fun this evening. I got an email back from the cheerleader in that picture above when I told her she won the Edd's Cheerleader of the Day award for the NFL 2012-2013 season. Obviously, while my GF was not surprised by my nonsense, she was also not entirely thrilled with that turn of events, either. Immediately my mind set to motion a clever prank.

So this cousin of mine lives in Houston...

Naturally with a bit of pre-planning and minimal effort, I was able to change her phone number profile from "XXXX XXXXX" to "Morgan Dean" complete with new picture! Here is what she now looks like on my phone:



SO right when I got home, I started getting these fake texts from "Ms. Dean" telling me how she was gonna be in DC next weekend for a NFL cheerleader convention, and how she would love for me to come up and meet her and some of her cheer mates. Now, my girl is smart enough to suspect shenanigans from me, and I was sure the "Cheerleader Convention" in DC was gonna clue her in, but it did not. I let her fume for about five increasingly suggestive texts from, "We would love for you to come check us out in our new 2014 outfits!" to "I really appreciate the award, I should at least buy you a drink and show you a good time for it XOXO!". When she started clenching her fists, I let her in on the gig. Sure, she was a little bent out of shape at first, but she in the end appreciated the trouble I went through to pull it off.

Thank God she has a sense of humor....of course, how else could she live with me?

And am still more amused by prank phone calls (and texts)
What the hell is wrong with me?
I never want to act my age,
What's my age again, what's my age again?

--Blink 182

 

[EddardinWinter]

It changed. The rapturous sweetness became faint and a grassy note emerged. I'll order another bottle in the fall and see how it is. Yes, even the extract will change with time. DF once had a slight dessert-like (cakey) note to it. That's gone. Same batch of extract.

I yield to the venerable veteran palettes of the Guru and his cohorts.

 

[beckyblue]

I will have you know that I WILL post the video when you all start quoting songs (I have a problem)...



That WAS a great prank, Lion! I feel so lame that I haven't done anything good for April Fools Day for two years running. L-A-M-E. It gets cheesy to say, but sense of humor really IS tops on the list of must-haves for a good match; glad you and the Lioness are so simpatico!

 

[EddardinWinter]

Okay, so here is my best prank of the year, now that I think about it. I told it on some other thread the other day, and so bear with me GT, I know you are already familiar with this one. Not only was it an epic prank, but it served a purpose:

I vape at work in my office. I never vape in anyone else's office (except for one fellow vaper's office). I never vape in common areas. I only vape in my office because the principle owner has agreed to it, since he is very happy I have quit smoking and and wants to support me. I respect other people's spaces, I demand they respect mine and my choices in it.

Now one of the older partners in the firm does not like that I vape. He came storming in my office one day rambling about my vaping. I told him to go talk to his partner, and asked him to never bring this up to me again for any reason. He then proceeded to badger me about the dangers of e-cigarettes for weeks. He moaned and groaned about the clouds of steam, blah-blah-blah-blah. Such a nagging little wretch, I decided to have a bit of fun.

We have a theatrical smoke machine we use to test smoke evacuation systems and other ventilation systems. It is a polypropylene glycol vaporizer. That thing makes a TON of vapor. It can fill a gymnasium with vapor in about 3 minutes. So one day when he went to lunch I waited until his usual arrival time was about 15 minutes away. I then hooked it up in his office and turned it on. After ten minutes, I shut it off, removed it, and quickly shut his office door. When he returned there was not a hint of vapor outside of his office. But when he opened the door a wall of vapor crashed into him. He was absolutely stunned.

He did not speak to me for weeks, but I think deep down he thought it was a great joke. Whether or not that is true, he no longer brings up my vaping to me.

Lion-1, Whiny wretch-0