Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD

[*RJ*]

Ok, I think I know what I need to do tonight:

1.) buy Poptarts
2.) Read Sex books
3.) Report my findings here.

Does that sound about right?

Oh me..........

 

[*RJ*]

Sex books is right! It gets to the point where you're like, really?, again?

Oh my God...now I'm just really hurting.............

 

[Robino1]

Yeah, such a pity. Now I have to go to bed. Glad we could have some fun tonight!

Forgive me frantic. I am an insensitive horse's ... sometimes. Good night all!

Robin, feel free to dream about me.

...... Just .....



Sorry, my dreams are going to be of cute little babies!

 

[Dusty_D]

Did somebody say Sex books?!

brb..

/me goes looking for his signed copy of the KamaSutra.

 

[Frantic9k]

Did somebody say Sex books?!

brb..

/me goes looking for his signed copy of the KamaSutra.

Also known as "50 Shades of Bombay"!!!!

 

[76bridget]

Got my sister fixed up again tonight. She had a wonky KPT head, I couldn't fix it but I had ordered her a new box with my last ones. Also sold her my sludge. I like it, but I don't love it. And I've figured out I won't vape anything I don't love. Ready for my HA and DF to be done steeping. Until then it's HT, and less than a tank of DF. I'm good with those tho!

 

[Dusty_D]

Also known as "50 Shades of Bombay"!!!!

Come to think of it, with all the pollution and what not, Bombay is "50 shades of Grey"!!!!

 

[Pappy]

You guys are cracking me up tonight.

 

[Hulamoon]

Awww nuts. Sorry to hear that Chak. If you didn't get it, then it wasn't for you anyway.

I took a couple toots off the AGA just to join in.

Fixing to go out and face the work-a-day world again. Wondering which juice will best put me in the mood throughout the day. I'll let you know my choices when I get there.

Oh, two things first - 1. Did get the job I had the interview with last week. It went to some Dr. from the UK, who interviewed by Skype. His wife, also a Dr., got the runner up position if her hubby don't take the job. Also interviewed by Skype.

2. An announcement from Academic that all, ALL foreign teachers are to report to the auditorium to conduct a reading out loud test for our primary and secondary students. This test will be taken from 7:20 AM - 8:00 AM every day till all students have been tested. (which will take about a month and a half.)

So much fun!!! NOT We have to start work an hour earlier and don't get paid any more for it, save breakfast provided by the school.

 

[Hulamoon]

Gee listen who's talking! Becky you're a wonderful lady and cheer us every day!

Good morning, Army! Think it's high time that each of YOU (not just Schnarph this time) hears from our honorary Army member...

You ARE a great group! And I hope your great vapes help power you through your Mondays!

 

[Hulamoon]

Hey Bappo - glad to hear you had a great trip, and your photos are awesome. I didn't read the whole thread, but did you get to swing by the part of the Canyon that has the skywalk, man, that looks creepy as heck to me.

And RJ congrats on your brilliant anniversary! Way to go girl!

Congrats RJ The 13th for me.

Next trip for me is the the cabin way up in da UP eh for the last week in June and first week of July (Sequestration isn't all bad). Google for the Jacobsville Lighthouse in Michigan. Lighthouse isn't ours but is right across the road. Lake Superior fishin awaits! and lots of work too.

RJ, I don't know if I'm allowed in your neck of Alabama. My nephew just graduated from Auburn but a good beer is always a good excuse.

 

[Hulamoon]

Lololol!
...............

if there's a la-z-boy and a flatscreen tv in there, then it's a boy.

 

[Hulamoon]

I only read a few excerpts and found it was great for bedtime if you're having trouble sleeping...

First count the number of "gasps" in the book, then the number of "blushes" then "flushes" and then the number of "Oh Craps" and variations thereof, then the number of raising of eyebrows, chewing of lips,........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Aww thanks Paps. I luv you...you are such a sweety.

Reading 50 Shades of Grey will kind of make you a little flirty. Although it's horrible writing and terrible depictions and I could do better in my sleep...it's still uh...fun.

 

[Hulamoon]

AHA! NOW we're talking!

Did somebody say Sex books?!

brb..

/me goes looking for his signed copy of the KamaSutra.

 

[beckyblue]

Good morning, Army! Did somebody say pop tarts?

Wow! Quite a catch up...pop tarts, sex books, a naughty tipsy RJ, recognizing that soon I'll be teaching a whole bunch of Grey babies, oh, my!
Good luck with the house and yay for the returned internet connection, 73!
Grrrrr on Chak's behalf for this month of earlier mornings! You really deserve to go get a couple of those stellar massages that you mentioned, my friend (I know you'll keep 'em clean, too, you good hubby, you).
My great aunt's in LOVE with HT, Bridget; gifted it to her without really trying it, myself (she wanted whatever was closest to RY4), but I'm getting more. Thanks for your recommendation!
Yay for Iowa sunshine, even though I know very well about that humidity, Iowa Gal (had some three-shower days during my five years there)!
General, next time you call for biv, tell him to set a spell!
Yup, you caught me, Lion, and I knew you would, but I broke a rule for the love of Murray. But you spaced on knowing that Vincenzo's a dude, and surely a rockin' one, so neener back to you!
You can vape in class, Frantic?! Lucky duck. Hope you get back to pop tart-fueled back packing soon! But were you talking about England?!
Even with your signed copy of the KamaSutra, I know that Chloe's no "50 Shades of Bombay" baby, Mr. Scarycamera!

May your Tuesdays be lovely and full of tasty vapes, all!

 

[beckyblue]

Oh, my, clicked "post quick reply" only to find myself in the midst of one of Hula's epic catch-ups...hope you pick up your Nyquil/sex book and have some fine slumbers this evening, Hula!!

 

[EddardinWinter]

Good morning, Army! Did somebody say pop tarts?

Wow! Quite a catch up...pop tarts, sex books, a naughty tipsy RJ, recognizing that soon I'll be teaching a whole bunch of Grey babies, oh, my!
Good luck with the house and yay for the returned internet connection, 73!
Grrrrr on Chak's behalf for this month of earlier mornings! You really deserve to go get a couple of those stellar massages that you mentioned, my friend (I know you'll keep 'em clean, too, you good hubby, you).
My great aunt's in LOVE with HT, Bridget; gifted it to her without really trying it, myself (she wanted whatever was closest to RY4), but I'm getting more. Thanks for your recommendation!
Yay for Iowa sunshine, even though I know very well about that humidity, Iowa Gal (had some three-shower days during my five years there)!
General, next time you call for biv, tell him to set a spell!
Yup, you caught me, Lion, and I knew you would, but I broke a rule for the love of Murray. But you spaced on knowing that Vincenzo's a dude, and surely a rockin' one, so neener back to you!
You can vape in class, Frantic?! Lucky duck. Hope you get back to pop tart-fueled back packing soon! But were you talking about England?!
Even with your signed copy of the KamaSutra, I know that Chloe's no "50 Shades of Bombay" baby, Mr. Scarycamera!

May your Tuesdays be lovely and full of tasty vapes, all!

As good as Murray was in that one, my memory of the movie is more about another character, for some reason...

 

[Chakris]

I'd better start in on these replies as it's getting close to quittin' time. I'll get back to the next 3 pages when I get home. (Maybe.)

Well Chak, I hope the free Breakfast will at least be decent!

Speaking of Breakfast, I want a poptart!

Unfortunately, it was a pretty sad affair - off brand instant coffee and stale ham and cheese sandwiches made with gobs of cloyingly sweet salad dressing. ack, ack!

WHERE'S THE BACON!!! THE FRIED EGGS & TOAST??? WHERE ARE THE POPTARTS!!!!

I'm lurking here. Nothing to report on the baby front. It is a boy by the ultrasound pictures. I honestly don't know how they can tell. I barely make out the other features! He should be here Wednesday.

I miss everyone too.

Can't wait to hear the news, Robin! Oh, and how goes the vapefest plans?

Whoa, some twisters here in VA this afternoon. One in Chesterfield, one in Powhatan. Both counties nearby to me. We had one in Hanover last night...well it was a funnel cloud that technically did not touch down, but it looked crazy. Glad I have a generator, looks like the power could go out on the pride tonight!

True Story.

Yeah Ed, we have tornado warnings here right now too

Stay safe out there gang.

To those having storms keep your eyes on the sky and stay safe. Robin will be anxious to hear reports once the little one arrives. Looooong day going to relax a little, go to bed early and try to get to the shop early tomorrow...really behind in paperwork but to exhausted after dealing with people all day to stay. If I just get in a couple of hours early I could probably knock out a lot of things when it's quiet.

Get 'er done Iowa Gal! You ROCK!

Yes, you DID just say that!! And, even more surprising, is that nobody else commented on it! Bad girl.

That's what Pappies are for....

They still make those? Aren't poptarts one of those 'foods' that will be just as fresh after 10 years on the shelf?

I love week old poptarts...

I thought Brittany Spears was a poptart.

ugh,

Not sure about that...but you did say toots. (giggle)

I did. I wanted to say another word, but was afraid the Mods would have deleted it. Can we say, "toke" on here?

My entire department at work are HOUNDS about free food. We.are.THERE. And poptarts will make you fat...but we always have some around here.

We usually get pretty good food here for doing extra work - don't know what happened this time.

Thanks for pointing out my transgression......you should know by now I blurt before I think and I'm so old I don't care! Nothing wrong with a little flirt now and again right?

Right, and we loves ya for just being you.

I hear Dippity Do will get the job done...

What ever happened to BrylCream? "A little dab will do ya..."

RJ, I just blurted out criticism for someone's breakfast! I think it's very acceptable here!

And that made me giggle even more!

Ya'll are cracking me up, too!

Did you know that there are a lot of women that got pregnant and they have a name for that group of babies? They are called Grey babies! God, if those kids find out

If you mean they got preggers after reading the books, maybe they should put a warning on the cover from the surgeon general?

Are you still talking about poptarts? Bro, we got three HHV hotties discussing 50 shades, you know, the sex books.

Focus, my friend!

Of course, I am assuming frantic9k is a dude. Are you?

OK OK I'm at full bore laughter now!!!!!

Focus! Oh me....

LOTFLMFAO,

All right, let's ROLL! The sky is getting dark and it's not from the sun going down. Got to make it to the car before the cloud bursts!!!

 

[Chimps McGhee]

Good morning, Army!! I hope that everyone is having a fantastic start to the week. Things here have been pretty busy, trying to get the kiddo's settled into somewhat of a routine for summer with school being out for Eli and everything. He tends to get a bit irritable during the summer as he doesn't get the therapy outside of school (although we are working with insurance company to find a PT around here for him during the summer break) so it takes a few weeks for things to normalize usually during breaks from school.

Robin, good luck on getting that grandson to make his debut. Eli was 2 weeks overdue (change in doc's right at my wife's due date as the doc's wife had a baby 2 days before Eli's due date, and the new doc "decided" that Erica was only 38 weeks...), so I know how that wait can go...

I'm very sorry to see that I missed all of the sex book talk last night while I was at work....it was quite comical catching up on that.

Chak, I am sorry to hear that you didn't get the job that you interviewed for. It would seem to me that it would have carried some weight that you interviewed in person vs via Skype, but maybe it was just not meant to be (and maybe that job will turn out to be one that you would have hated in the long run).

I hope that everyone finds their Tuesday full of delicious vapes! I will be trying to find something that I can actually taste (probably going to run some Sludge in the ProTank for work today), as I have been cursed with a terrible sinus infection that has almost completely stripped away my sense of taste the paste 2 days.

 

[EddardinWinter]

Off to the salt mines again... I hope everyone has a great day!