Hit it or Quit it - Perkins Paste (Nasty!)

[AStilettoHeel]

I stand corrected. All I know is, it tastes good. LMAO

Dang skippy! Especially mixed with potatoes and eggs on fresh tortillas. Yum.

 

[taki1203]

So is this the SPAM flavor I've been asking for???

 

[knotin1]

I have one 50ml bottle of PP. I got it, and have been afraid to try it. I have very little sense of smell so smelling it tells me nothing. I am afraid to crack it open again and vape. May be putting it up in classifieds.

No kidding either.

 

[Shoebunnie]

Reports vary - but most people have managed to avoid food poisoning. At a bare minimum, people usually get mauled by stray neighborhood cats.

My last paste order brought the coyotes up from the creek. They were pacing in my front yard and howling all night. At least one slept on my front porch. I'm still confused why the didn't jump the fence and scratch at the back door. I need to be more careful with my next order.

 

[motabrownie]

Dang skippy! Especially mixed with potatoes and eggs on fresh tortillas. Yum.

I dont always eat meat but when I do, its three rolled tacos with guac from Robertos at 4 in the morning

 

[remmy00]

So, what does someone get if they actually order this?

Reports vary - but most people have managed to avoid food poisoning. At a bare minimum, people usually get mauled by stray neighborhood cats.

Kent, Kent,Kent, Kent,Kent, Kent... tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.....

I thought you based Nicoticket around full disclosure, transparency and all that jazz???

You didnt even mention to him about the hypertrichosis, lymphatic filariasis, hemorrhaging and speaking in tounges. Dont make us do all the heavy lifting.

 

[Tom Servo]

Reports vary - but most people have managed to avoid food poisoning. At a bare minimum, people usually get mauled by stray neighborhood cats.

Well, that's better than the flying monkeys I got last time. They're amusing at first, but those little suckers bite.

 

[Hebram]

Kent, Kent,Kent, Kent,Kent, Kent... tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.....

I thought you based Nicoticket around full disclosure, transparency and all that jazz???

You didnt even mention to him about the hypertrichosis, lymphatic filariasis, hemorrhaging and speaking in tounges. Dont make us do all the heavy lifting.

Speaking in tongues? My experience was less like being annointed by the Holy Spirit and more like being demonically possessed.

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

Well I was fine until I caught my cats over a very diagramed plan to seize the paste...

Now they'll try again.....pewp......

 

[Kent Brooks]

Well, that's better than the flying monkeys I got last time. They're amusing at first, but those little suckers bite.

Seriously though, if you would like some paste, PM me - we'll dig some out of the remainders from last year's kindergarten class and hook you up.

(open invite)

 

[Hebram]

I doubt that you can give this stuff away. Strangely enough, it is the only juice that I know of to pass FDA testing.

 

[Ygor]

So this is what's in those Blu e-cigs?

 

[Hebram]

So this is what's in those Blu e-cigs?

No. That is *ss gravy.

 

[remmy00]

So this is what's in those Blu e-cigs?

Awesome! hahaha

 

[distortoblotto]

Wait! what's that peculiar Oder? A tallow truck? A rendering Plant? A pulp mill? Ah, No, Its only the Perkins Paste!

 

[Bionicunderwear]

I was totally going to order the big bottle for my ex husband for christmas....but I'm sure he would enjoy it. He likes chorizo.

 

[kinggirl]

So, what does someone get if they actually order this?

........!!!

 

[Pictor]

So, what does someone get if they actually order this?

....likely a nasty smell in the mailbox!

 

[NahkriinKrosis]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

I really hope it is because when I first read the reviews I thought, "Oh this is just a joke" but now...
Its bad because my favorite food is food, and as it is made by Nicoticket.... You know the rest. :wallet:

 

[fraychek]

Cat got mine before I even had a chance. Found the chewed up bottle in the litter box with a dead moth and a pink felt mousie.